Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[JackoH]

In mouth....

[Pusser]

false teeth

[tea lady]

Tooth fairy weight lifting.:D

[jmk89]

getting the tooth without waking the child

[silentC]

While it's still in the mouth

[jmk89]

fishing line with brick attached - attach line to tooth - throw brick out window

[silentC]

fishing line with door handle attached - attach line to tooth - throw child out window - doh!

[Ashore]

with the bathwater

[tea lady]

-- and bubbles.

[Black Ned]

Busty Blonde

[jmk89]

Pamela Anderson

[ss_11000]

urban legend

[Black Ned]

Silicone Implant

[jmk89]

plastic fantastic

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

artificial flavouring

[jmk89]

natural colouring

[tea lady]

97% fat free.

[echnidna]

3% of pure fat

[tea lady]

So CAN wear white.:D (Because of purity and all. Ya Know.)

[echnidna]

and yer will match ther appliances very nicely

[ernknot]

too many words

[ss_11000]

quality not quantity

[Pusser]

quantity has a quality all of its own

[jmk89]

never mind the quality feel the length

[Doughboy]

size is not everything

[Black Ned]

caulking gun!

[Pusser]

what to do with the left over

[jmk89]

stew

[tea lady]

Irish.

[Ashore]

Irish ?

[silentC]

Irish!

[tea lady]

Joke?

[silentC]

Knock knock

[jmk89]

Isabel

[Black Ned]

The Bells, The Bells!

[tea lady]

Ding, dong!!!

[jmk89]

merrily on high

[tea lady]

Merrily we roll along.

[Doughboy]

rolling stones

[jmk89]

mixed moss

[tea lady]

Mixed metaphors.

[jmk89]

oxymorons

[wheelinround]

Politicians

[Ashore]

elected morons

[Black Ned]

Elected by Morons

[tea lady]

The morons we had to have!!!

[jmk89]

we need them about as much as we need a recession

[Black Ned]

No! No! No! - Not a Ruddy recession!

[Shedhand]

what a load of Krudd!

[Black Ned]

"Sorry Lads, I will say sorry, but I won't keep any promises!"

[tea lady]

OMG!!:oo: Truth in politics?

[jmk89]

Nah - he will say sorry, but he doesn't mean it.

[ernknot]

Yes he doesn't

[jmk89]

mixed messages

[fred.n]

morse code

[tea lady]

secret code.

[Black Ned]

Gossip Anonymous

[JackoH]

Tittle-tattle

[Black Ned]

Title in Tatters

[jmk89]

shredded dustjacket

[Black Ned]

Wife found out about the secretary?

[tea lady]

Secretary in the Wood shed?

[jmk89]

n..ger in the wood pile

[tea lady]

Snake in the long grass.

[AlexS]

bee in her bonnet

[jmk89]

bats in the belfry

[tea lady]

Cows in the corn.

[jmk89]

oh what a beautiful morning

[tea lady]

...with a fringe on the top.

[ernknot]

toupe

[silentC]

Fooling no-one

[jmk89]

dummy pass

[Christopha]

Spit!

[tea lady]

Cat fight.

[AlexS]

hiss

[jmk89]

boo

[weisyboy]

boo boo

[jmk89]

oops

[ernknot]

slips

[jmk89]

catch

[Black Ned]

22

[silentC]

catch a tiger by the tail

[Black Ned]

" Here kitty kitty!"

[tea lady]

Meouw!!:elefant:

(Sorry! No cats in the icons.)

[jmk89]

Wongo's lunch

[silentC]

Year of the rooster

[tea lady]

Fur in teeth. :tooth:

[wheelinround]

Year of the Rat

[jmk89]

flash as a rat with a gold tooth

[echnidna]

Brother in law

[tea lady]

Operator.

[jmk89]

get me long distance

[Black Ned]

"You wish to make a trunk call?"

[tea lady]

:elefant:
Get me Memphis Tennessee.

[weisyboy]

ok "click"

[tea lady]

I'm sorry, you do not seem to have enough credit!!!

[Pusser]

reverse charges

[jmk89]

What do you mean they won't accept the call!!! They're my parents!!

[JackoH]

Mum's the word!

[Black Ned]

"Hello, Is that Kentucky Fried Kitten?"
"I'd like to order a Wongo Burger"