Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[JackoH]

Adolph sux!

[jmk89]

Nah, Electrolux sux

[Fireguard]

flux capacitor

[The Bleeder]

Back to the future

[jmk89]

Dr Who

[Ashore]

time to regenerate

[jmk89]

scheduled maintenance

[Groggy]

Warranty expired

[jmk89]

programmed obscelescence

[fenderbelly]

use by date

[AlexS]

first in first out

[Fireguard]

the early shift

[jmk89]

catches the worms

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

caduceus

[jmk89]

is that some kind of femme fatale?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

worms on a stick! :U

[Ashore]

bait

[jmk89]

burley

[Ashore]

chunder

[tea lady]

blunder

[ernknot]

gozunder

[Ashore]

brimmer

[fenderbelly]

slip slop ?

[jmk89]

:smack:

[Claw Hama]

bit harsh

[tea lady]

20 grit.:D

[jmk89]

grit your teeth

[The Bleeder]

False

[jmk89]

silicon implants

[fenderbelly]

made a boo boo

[jmk89]

what a boob

[Ashore]

E or F

[The Bleeder]

not in my alphabet soup

[tea lady]

Waiter there's a D in my soup.:C

[Doughboy]

there is a P in my pants

[fenderbelly]

and no T in China

[silentC]

Mind your Ps and Qs

[AlexS]

R2d2

[jmk89]

C3po

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

L33t

[jmk89]

P76

[AlexS]

lemon

[fenderbelly]

Lemonade

[jmk89]

kids' stall

[JackoH]

They do?

[jmk89]

if the spark plugs are dirty

[The Bleeder]

clean or replace

[Jack Plane]

the windscreen

[silentC]

Last thing that went through the cricket's mind

[jmk89]

just a passing thought

[Claw Hama]

liquorice

[Ashore]

takes all sorts

[tea lady]

..to make the world go round.

[fenderbelly]

the Mulberry bush

[The Bleeder]

No. The maypole.

[jmk89]

fertility rite

[Rodgera]

practicing all night

[jmk89]

practice makes perfect

[tea lady]

Nobody's perfect.

[Ashore]

obviously you havent met me yet :U

[tea lady]

Well, one can't peak to early. Then what does one do for the rest of one's life.:p

[The Bleeder]

go downhill

[silentC]

Cross country

[fenderbelly]

over the hill

[Ashore]

angry state

[jmk89]

not egotistical?

[Ashore]

no just perfect

[fenderbelly]

prefect

[The Bleeder]

school

[jmk89]

holidays

[Fireguard]

send the wife away and play in the shed undisturbed

[jmk89]

Tell him he's dreamin'

[funkychicken]

How's the Serenity

[Rodgera]

I'm off to the therapist

[Ashore]

what sort of therapist

[tea lady]

Foot massage.:D

[fenderbelly]

walk on my back please

[jmk89]

meet my boss, he'll walk all over you

[Ashore]

Shmbo

[jmk89]

Rumpole

[Doughboy]

bailey

[jmk89]

cream

[Ashore]

off white

[jmk89]

beige

[underfoot]

the new black

[Ashore]

obama

[jmk89]

and wot's wrong with the old one?

[Doughboy]

new model

[jmk89]

trade in

[fenderbelly]

insider trading

[The Bleeder]

full disclosure

[jmk89]

sunshine is the best disinfectant

[Doughboy]

on a rainy day......

[Ashore]

its a good day for the shed

[jmk89]

no excuse required

[fenderbelly]

no questions asked

[jmk89]

no names no packdrill

[Claw Hama]

no worries

[Ashore]

Dudd'il fix it

[jmk89]

nudge nudge