Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[jmk89]

spare the rod and spoil the child

[Claw Hama]

a smack in time saves nine

[Doughboy]

discipline

[fenderbelly]

not enough

[jmk89]

too little

[Gra]

too late

[jmk89]

too slow

[Doughboy]

slug

[jmk89]

snail

[fenderbelly]

food

[tea lady]

snow peas.

[Groggy]

Warning: Don't eat yellow snow...

[tea lady]

Danger Will Ribinson.!!!!

[jmk89]

Not him again

[AlexS]

Never again

[Ashore]

never say never again

[jmk89]

Nobody

[Claw Hama]

Nobody does it better

[JackoH]

Nobody does it!

[Doughboy]

typical

[tea lady]

Nobody suspects the Spanish inquisition!!!:D

[silentC]

Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition :D

[jmk89]

our three main weapons are...

[tea lady]

typos, spoonerisms and Freudian slips.

[jmk89]

to the queer old Dean

[Ashore]

As the bishop said to the charlady

[fenderbelly]

white and one

[jmk89]

gin and two

[AlexS]

whisky & sofa

[tea lady]

Sofa so good.

[Claw Hama]

for a quick nap

[jmk89]

cat napping

[AlexS]

catnip

[Doughboy]

the nips are getting bigger

[Jack Plane]

Parsnip

[jmk89]

parsnip wine

[fenderbelly]

tapered hangover

[AlexS]

run down

[Ashore]

hoe down

[jmk89]

turkey in the straw

[fenderbelly]

roll in the hay

[jmk89]

hoe down

[Claw Hama]

B & S bash at Lightning Ridge

[tea lady]

Dough nuts in the car park.

[fenderbelly]

a swag in the ute

[jmk89]

paradise for Wild Dingo

[Fireguard]

A dingo's got my baby

[jmk89]

suspcious - dingo seeking child support

[Claw Hama]

Gov support for natived Australian , how many million would you like Mr Dingo???

[jmk89]

blank cheque

[tea lady]

Just make it out to tea lady.:D That's t......e.....a......l.......:U

[jmk89]

when I first read the last post, I thought my luck had changed, and then I saw that I had dropped the "it" out ........and replaced "to" with "with"

[tea lady]

when I first read the last post, I thought my luck had changed, and then I saw that I had dropped the "it" out ........and replaced "to" with "with"
:U In ya dreams sunshine.:p:U

[fenderbelly]

vitamin D

[The Bleeder]

Bananas in pyjamas (B1 & B2)

Steve

[Claw Hama]

What are pyjamas with or without bananas:p

[jmk89]

Rat in a hat

[AlexS]

Fat cat

[jmk89]

Splat - flat cat

[The Bleeder]

Roadkill

[AlexS]

Pizza

[tea lady]

home delivery

[Groggy]

stork borne

[Claw Hama]

cabbage patch

[jmk89]

hollie hobbie

[fenderbelly]

hollie hobbie hobbit

[Claw Hama]

Retired Prime Minister

[fenderbelly]

Not little Johnny

[Jack Plane]

No. The PK we had to have

[jmk89]

chewing gum

[Claw Hama]

juicey fruit

[jmk89]

on yer boot

[silentC]

On yer bike

[jmk89]

on yer own

[Claw Hama]

peace

[jmk89]

kids on camp

[Jack Plane]

Butlins

[jmk89]

hi di hi

[Ashore]

its majorca now though

[jmk89]

ibiza

[Jack Plane]

Benidorm

[fenderbelly]

girls dorm

[AlexS]

bulk store

[jmk89]

warehouse

[fenderbelly]

whole sale

[tea lady]

Hole for sale.:D

[Groggy]

Hole saw (sp?) sale

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Termites by the board-foot

[Claw Hama]

an echidnas delight

[tea lady]

ant sandwiches.

[Claw Hama]

ant filet mignon

[Fireguard]

with tomato sauce

[tea lady]

Gourmet!:cool:

[jmk89]

glutton

[fenderbelly]

really hungry

[ernknot]

eat a horse

[AlexS]

chase the jockey

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Benny Hill

[AlexS]

Yackety sax

[jmk89]

Adolph Sax