Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[AlexS]

cobblers

[Doughboy]

cuban heel

[tea lady]

stiletoe

[jmk89]

steptoe

[Claw Hama]

tiptoe

[Ashore]

shh she'll hear

[Fireguard]

Bugger, Got caught

[fenderbelly]

good catch

[jmk89]

big fish

[Ashore]

little pond

[fenderbelly]

puddle

[Claw Hama]

dog with a weird haircut

[Mollywood]

Punk

[jmk89]

Johnny Rotten

[Ashore]

lazy town

[jmk89]

dirty old town

[fenderbelly]

with a gas works

[jmk89]

Kennington Oval

[Claw Hama]

Not round

[fenderbelly]

triangular

[jmk89]

isosceles

[fenderbelly]

right angled

[jmk89]

square

[Claw Hama]

Nah baby, your cooolll

[tea lady]

Don't loose your cool!:cool:

[Fireguard]

cool an cosy

[Ashore]

tea keeps warmer with a cosy

[jmk89]

shall I be mother?

[underfoot]

oedipus complex

[jmk89]

he loved his mother

[Claw Hama]

Mummy dearest

[AlexS]

most expensive

[fenderbelly]

very dear

[Ashore]

nodding bambi

[jmk89]

what a chamois!

[Doughboy]

oh dear

[jmk89]

dearie me

[fenderbelly]

whatever next

[jmk89]

what is the world coming to

[tea lady]

Curtains in the shed?:oo:

[fenderbelly]

fire hazard

[tea lady]

A match and a tin o' petrol?

[Gra]

Stocktake time:D

[Claw Hama]

shoplifters

[fenderbelly]

big cranes

[Groggy]

Storks

[Ashore]

baby bringers

[jmk89]

hockey players from Alaska

[Claw Hama]

Ice hockey

[fenderbelly]

Dangerous

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Danger Mouse

[Claw Hama]

Mouse Trap

[fenderbelly]

sore finger

[JackoH]

Goldfinger.

[jmk89]

Dr No

[Claw Hama]

Yes Minister

[jmk89]

a courageous decision

[Ashore]

over governed again

[fenderbelly]

we must try to stop repeating

[jmk89]

excuse me

[tea lady]

Excuse me.

[jmk89]

You first

[Groggy]

u-turn

[jmk89]

Go back, you are going the wrong way

[Groggy]

no, everybody else is

[Claw Hama]

Who me? wrong nah neva! just doesn't happen!

[jmk89]

in denial

[fenderbelly]

need a shrink

[JackoH]

Very hot water!

[Claw Hama]

My wetsuit

[fenderbelly]

bulges

[jmk89]

bugler

[tea lady]

Revelry.

[Doughboy]

Par tay

[Ashore]

birthday ?

[jmk89]

another day older and deeper in debt

[fenderbelly]

to the tune of

[Claw Hama]

money money money, its a rich mans word

(you didn't know I couldn't sing did you)

[fenderbelly]

tax avoidance

[Ashore]

christopher skafe

[fenderbelly]

gone but not forgotten

[tea lady]

Last time I go to a Thai resturant.:rolleyes:

[Doughboy]

long time

[fenderbelly]

no see

[Claw Hama]

I can see clearly now

[tea lady]

There it is.:rolleyes::D

[fenderbelly]

it wasn't there before

[tea lady]

But the time before that?

[Claw Hama]

Well slap me over the knee with a soggy platypus, I think it was!

[fenderbelly]

wasn't

[jmk89]

in a different dimension

[Mollywood]

The fifth?

[Claw Hama]

and a different plane?

[Ashore]

a stanley 55 ( they don't come any complex )

[fenderbelly]

Stanley 55, this is agent

[jmk89]

missed it by that much

[fenderbelly]

star ten hash

[jmk89]

digital dyslexia

[tea lady]

come again.

[Ashore]

just give me a minute