Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[Groggy]

36 cu ft boot!

[Claw Hama]

The style was definatly in the eye of the bootholder.

[jmk89]

shoe tree?

[fenderbelly]

fig tree

[Claw Hama]

fig jam

[jmk89]

call him egotistical

[tea lady]

ego is not a dirty word.

[underfoot]

neither is "Futtock"

[Claw Hama]

I am not responsible.

[jmk89]

then whyare you sounding guilty

[Claw Hama]

I'ts not unusual......

[fenderbelly]

Cliff Richards

[jmk89]

We're all going on a summer holiday....

[Claw Hama]

and taking Tom Jones

[Ashore]

er... Thomas John Woodward

[fenderbelly]

Edward Woodward

[Gra]

The Equaliser (I loved that show, and the XJ6 he drove)

[jmk89]

Callan

[Ashore]

get even

[Gra]

revenge

[jmk89]

a dish best savoured cold

[fenderbelly]

shoulder

[Claw Hama]

over the edge

[jmk89]

over the top

[tea lady]

comb over

[Gra]

Tragic

[fenderbelly]

Vanity

[Gra]

sink

[jmk89]

without a trace

[Ashore]

no carbon paper :?

[AlexS]

carbon tax

[jmk89]

pole tax

[Gra]

Russian (Well they taxed the poles)

[jmk89]

Slab o' Vic

[Doughboy]

six pack

[Gra]

and a pie

[jmk89]

and a sausage roll

[Mollywood]

Don't be a silly sausage!:q

[fenderbelly]

Frankfurter

[Gra]

Berliner

[Claw Hama]

East or West ?

[Gra]

which way did he go

[Ashore]

he went thataway :aro-r:

[Mollywood]

Go west young man!

[Claw Hama]

North to Alaska

[fenderbelly]

WRONG WAY turn back

[Claw Hama]

:)

[jmk89]

the long and winding road

[Claw Hama]

The road to redemption.

I can never find it on the map.

[jmk89]

just around the corner from perdition

[Claw Hama]

up the road from Death Valley

[fenderbelly]

Through Hells Gate

[Mollywood]

Through the looking glass.

[AlexS]

wonderland

[echnidna]

Tool Shop

[jmk89]

Toy Shop

[fenderbelly]

shopaholic

[jmk89]

buyer's regret

[tea lady]

Lime green boots.

[Groggy]

Kermit's wellies

[tea lady]

Otherwise he would get wet.:rolleyes:

[fenderbelly]

wellies looking good

[Claw Hama]

"here's lookin at you kid"

[tea lady]

Mum! He's looking at me.!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Claw Hama]

I only looks at older chicks shwweetheart!

[tea lady]

old boiler.

[jmk89]

copper

[fenderbelly]

ello ello ello

[Claw Hama]

wot av we ere ven

[Groggy]

Goons

[jmk89]

but not forgotten

[Claw Hama]

Lest we forget

(gotta love our diggers)

[Doughboy]

best we remember

[fenderbelly]

to take our pills

[tea lady]

The little pink ones?

[Gra]

mummies little helper

[AlexS]

blue pills for dad

[jmk89]

to avoid disappointment

[Doughboy]

employment

[jmk89]

necessary evil

[Ashore]

moderators

[tea lady]

everything in moderation.

[Claw Hama]

Extreme moderation

[fenderbelly]

two strokes of the pen

[jmk89]

V

[Claw Hama]

V for vendeter or V for victory
or just a couple of lucky strokes

[tea lady]

lucky strike

[fenderbelly]

stopped smoking

[jmk89]

tuned the engine

[Claw Hama]

new rings

[jmk89]

just married

[Claw Hama]

how happy they are

[fenderbelly]

( Sing ) i see a mouse

[jmk89]

hickory dickory dock

[tea lady]

run mouse run.

[jmk89]

run rabbit run rabbit run run run

[tea lady]

he'll get by...

[Gra]

with a little help from his friends

[fenderbelly]

mates

[Claw Hama]

cobbers