Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[jmk89]

Hobson's choice

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"2B or not 2B, that is the question." - W. Shakespeare, while looking for a pencil.

[Fireguard]

America - Spend millions to make a pen that works in space
Russia - Use a pencil

[Ashore]

lead in your pencil

[jmk89]

if not,take the blue pills

[Ashore]

or look here

[jmk89]

spam, spam, spam

[Claw Hama]

Here has gone from there, I guess it was spam, spam, spam.

[Ashore]

gotcha :U

[jmk89]

bugcatcher

[Claw Hama]

Glass Jar

[Fireguard]

Pickled Onions

[fenderbelly]

pickled squid

[ztea lady]

All to your self.

[Claw Hama]

Pregnant?

[Ashore]

religious condom

[Claw Hama]

"religious condom"?? ok I'll run with that - ah.......

A Black Habit.

[Ashore]

"religious condom"?? ok I'll run with that - ah......
they.used the holy one

A Black Habit.
blue nun

[fenderbelly]

German wine

[jmk89]

Herman swine

[Groggy]

Herman Munster

[jmk89]

Car 54 where are you?

[Claw Hama]

Black and white

[jmk89]

ebony and ivory (again)

[Claw Hama]

Al Jolson

[Ashore]

Mammy

[Claw Hama]

How I lovesya

[Ashore]

let me count the ways

[Claw Hama]

I did it my way blue eyes

[Ashore]

cranky frankie

[AlexS]

mafia

[Mollywood]

Sicilian bandit.:~

[tea lady]

bad guys?

[fenderbelly]

bad guise

[Ashore]

Bad Form

[Claw Hama]

Did someone call me?

[jmk89]

You rang?

[fenderbelly]

orang

[jmk89]

gorilla

[Claw Hama]

monkey business

[tea lady]

pays peanuts.

[fenderbelly]

Tarzan didnt

[Claw Hama]

maybe Jane did

[underfoot]

cheeta

[tea lady]

cheets never prosper, apparently.:doh:

[jmk89]

chimp

[tea lady]

pansy.

[fenderbelly]

flower

[jmk89]

petal

[Ashore]

leaf it alone

[Claw Hama]

stay, man

[Ashore]

cool man cool

[jmk89]

refrigeration engineer

[funkychicken]

My Dad

[tea lady]

he's alright, my Dad!:D

[Groggy]

who's your daddy? :D

[tea lady]

Oh! Daaaaaaaaad?:rolleyes:

[underfoot]

go ask your mother

[Claw Hama]

she says two pints of pastyoureyes:U

[jmk89]

and a white loaf and a brown loaf from the baker when his cart comes by

[AlexS]

staff of life

[fenderbelly]

and look for the rabbit man

[underfoot]

Russel Crowe?

[jmk89]

phone call for Mr Crowe...

[tea lady]

just toss it over here!:D

[Groggy]

That'll put a dial on your smile!

[fenderbelly]

or a mobile on your nose

[Claw Hama]

Gota keep his nose outa trubbbble

[tea lady]

better leave it at home then.:rolleyes:

[Fireguard]

be Like Michael Jackson . . Have a Spare !

[fenderbelly]

rib ?

[jmk89]

barbeque sauce

[Ashore]

toss another shrimp on

[Doughboy]

we call 'em prawns

[jmk89]

separated by a common language

[Ashore]

who youse calling common

[tea lady]

Just don't call me late for dinner!:D

[jmk89]

call me a taxi

[tea lady]

You are a taxi?:?:D

[Ashore]

don't get crabby

[tea lady]

no, I just get even.:D

[fenderbelly]

Thats odd

[tea lady]

fish.

[jmk89]

snap

[Claw Hama]

crackle & pop

does that make this a cerial?

[jmk89]

fruit loop

[tea lady]

As long as its not a soap opera.:D

[jmk89]

as the sands through the hour glass

[AlexS]

time flies

[Claw Hama]

Oh no, do I have to have fun again?

[jmk89]

definition of hell- repeating infinitely all your sins

[echnidna]

burpppppp

[Ashore]

gaseous reply

[jmk89]

bill from AGL

[tea lady]

I didn't want to be warm anyway.:C

[fenderbelly]

that way

[jmk89]

Go back

You are going the wrong way

[Doughboy]

throw back

[tea lady]

inteligent design?

[underfoot]

Leyland P76