View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII
Fireguard
1st August 2008, 03:04 PM
bad curry ... :p
Ashore
1st August 2008, 03:36 PM
theres good curry :?
MALPT
1st August 2008, 08:18 PM
only when currying favours
weisyboy
1st August 2008, 09:06 PM
curry last night = ring of fire this morning
Ashore
1st August 2008, 09:35 PM
dab don't wipe
AlexS
2nd August 2008, 12:11 AM
brylcream
tea lady
2nd August 2008, 01:06 AM
comb over
Ashore
2nd August 2008, 01:19 AM
donald trump
jmk89
2nd August 2008, 07:11 AM
Hearts are trumps
echnidna
2nd August 2008, 09:28 AM
But the Joker has more fun
jmk89
2nd August 2008, 11:28 AM
joker's wild
Ashore
2nd August 2008, 01:30 PM
wild thing ( you make my heart sing)
jmk89
2nd August 2008, 02:23 PM
You make everything easy
tea lady
3rd August 2008, 12:48 AM
Life wasn't meant to be...
jmk89
3rd August 2008, 01:10 AM
...without your pants, Mr Fraser:oo::oo:
Ashore
3rd August 2008, 02:14 AM
hot pants
jmk89
3rd August 2008, 06:54 AM
mini skirt and knee length boots
underfoot
3rd August 2008, 07:10 AM
and windy days
jmk89
3rd August 2008, 10:02 AM
baked beans for supper
Gra
4th August 2008, 12:09 PM
Working Late Again
Ruddigar
4th August 2008, 12:34 PM
Overtime.
Gra
4th August 2008, 12:39 PM
over budget
jmk89
4th August 2008, 01:18 PM
overpaid, oversexed and over here
tea lady
4th August 2008, 02:22 PM
Not over here!!!:oo:
fenderbelly
4th August 2008, 11:13 PM
Nimby.!!
AlexS
4th August 2008, 11:44 PM
Nimbin
tea lady
4th August 2008, 11:49 PM
nimble.
Ashore
5th August 2008, 01:09 AM
jackb
fenderbelly
5th August 2008, 04:40 PM
quick
underfoot
5th August 2008, 05:47 PM
look busy!
Ashore
5th August 2008, 10:24 PM
shmbo's comming
jmk89
5th August 2008, 11:15 PM
Hilda?
ernknot
5th August 2008, 11:31 PM
No - Matilda
jmk89
5th August 2008, 11:39 PM
one, two, three...one,two, three...
Groggy
5th August 2008, 11:53 PM
Four mate. The next one's four....:D
jmk89
5th August 2008, 11:56 PM
Fore!!!
tea lady
6th August 2008, 12:09 AM
2 be 4.
Groggy
6th August 2008, 12:13 AM
to be sure, to be sure
tea lady
6th August 2008, 12:14 AM
Measure twice......
jmk89
6th August 2008, 12:16 AM
and cut in the wrong place
tea lady
6th August 2008, 12:32 AM
Off to the hardware again.:rolleyes:
Ashore
6th August 2008, 03:16 AM
saw point
underfoot
6th August 2008, 06:19 AM
zipper malfunction :o
AlexS
6th August 2008, 08:56 AM
locked in
Gra
6th August 2008, 09:19 AM
Locked up
Groggy
6th August 2008, 09:38 AM
Paris Hilton
jmk89
6th August 2008, 09:59 AM
Ritz
Gra
6th August 2008, 10:04 AM
carlton
fenderbelly
6th August 2008, 12:03 PM
draught
jmk89
6th August 2008, 01:41 PM
horse with hairy feet
Groggy
6th August 2008, 04:59 PM
Mr Ed
jmk89
6th August 2008, 07:32 PM
The last post
Fireguard
6th August 2008, 10:16 PM
revellie
MALPT
6th August 2008, 10:20 PM
O-Dark-Hundred hours
tea lady
7th August 2008, 12:36 AM
O-Dark-Hundred hours
:?
I presume that means fairly early in the morning?
Ashore
7th August 2008, 01:00 AM
AM :? (PM me if I'm wrong )
jmk89
7th August 2008, 04:25 AM
Ac/dc
underfoot
7th August 2008, 06:41 AM
long way to the top
jmk89
7th August 2008, 10:28 AM
a long way to the shop when you want a sausage roll
Ashore
7th August 2008, 01:56 PM
so take the kingswood
Fireguard
7th August 2008, 02:48 PM
Ted Bullpit
jmk89
7th August 2008, 02:53 PM
Neville the aboriginal
tea lady
7th August 2008, 05:12 PM
Gerald. (just because I like the name.:rolleyes:)
jmk89
7th August 2008, 05:58 PM
Gerard
fenderbelly
7th August 2008, 11:13 PM
regard
jmk89
8th August 2008, 06:34 AM
rearguard
fenderbelly
8th August 2008, 11:30 AM
fireguard
Ashore
8th August 2008, 02:22 PM
lifeguard
tea lady
8th August 2008, 05:56 PM
Mouth to mouth.
fenderbelly
8th August 2008, 06:07 PM
sounds good
echnidna
8th August 2008, 06:29 PM
but the taste......
jmk89
8th August 2008, 10:30 PM
a chacun son gout
Groggy
8th August 2008, 10:38 PM
where's mine then?
jmk89
8th August 2008, 10:49 PM
you've got one, it just isn't any good
fenderbelly
9th August 2008, 12:46 PM
what a waste
Groggy
9th August 2008, 01:13 PM
<sigh> sigh :kickcan:</sigh>
Ashore
9th August 2008, 01:16 PM
its a pity
echnidna
9th August 2008, 01:18 PM
anyway time to crack a can
Ashore
9th August 2008, 03:34 PM
pop a tinnie
tea lady
9th August 2008, 05:43 PM
pop goes the weasel.
fenderbelly
10th August 2008, 12:43 AM
prick before microwaving
jmk89
10th August 2008, 03:25 AM
may contain nuts
tea lady
10th August 2008, 12:39 PM
shake well before opening.
jmk89
10th August 2008, 01:11 PM
shaken but not stirred
AlexS
10th August 2008, 02:47 PM
Martinus
jmk89
10th August 2008, 04:06 PM
what have yo0u got in the sack, son
Fireguard
10th August 2008, 06:55 PM
potatos
Ashore
10th August 2008, 08:16 PM
Desiree oh Desiree ..
tea lady
11th August 2008, 12:50 AM
Into the bilabong with you then.:D
Ashore
11th August 2008, 02:31 AM
how jolly
jmk89
11th August 2008, 07:28 AM
Invite them round for tea
fenderbelly
11th August 2008, 11:37 AM
for two
tea lady
11th August 2008, 12:31 PM
Two and two make.......?
jmk89
11th August 2008, 02:05 PM
Fore!!
tea lady
11th August 2008, 02:41 PM
duck!!!!!!
jmk89
11th August 2008, 03:57 PM
Donald or Daffy?
fenderbelly
12th August 2008, 11:31 AM
Trump
jmk89
12th August 2008, 01:20 PM
Sugar
fenderbelly
12th August 2008, 01:57 PM
yes please
Ashore
12th August 2008, 02:52 PM
one lump or two ( boom boom )