Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

She'll laugh when she reads the part that says I'm leaving.:sing::sing::sing::sing:

[echnidna]

zincalume

[jmk89]

colorbond

[Ashore]

new fence

[Cliff Rogers]

new tricks

[Groggy]

old dogs

[jmk89]

dogs of war

[Cliff Rogers]

Bushed. :~

[Ashore]

with and without the "w"

[Cliff Rogers]

By George, I think you've got it.

[silentC]

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

[AlexS]

runs mainly down the drain

[jmk89]

rats

[Cliff Rogers]

ring

[echnidna]

circus

[tea lady]

flea.

[ss_11000]

itchy dog

[Doughboy]

itchy and scratchy

[jmk89]

tom and jerry

[ernknot]

toons

[ss_11000]

loony

[jmk89]

gaga

[Ashore]

full moon

[Cliff Rogers]

howl'n

[ss_11000]

wolves

[Cliff Rogers]

Stepp'n

[ernknot]

stones

[jmk89]

I'm not your steppin' stone....

[silentC]

You wont find my name in your book of who's who

(great song, we cover it)

[Cliff Rogers]

mat

[jmk89]

that cat sat on it

[tea lady]

The end of the bed?

[jmk89]

Pussy Galore

[tea lady]

Frenzied attack on toes.:D

[Groggy]

tea-toe-teller

[tea lady]

Toe totaler.

[jmk89]

digital calculator

[Groggy]

string on finger

(memory model)

[jmk89]

knot in hanky

[Groggy]

note on fridge

[jmk89]

shopping list

[Groggy]

shipping lost

[jmk89]

on the waterfront

[tea lady]

Check is in the Mail!

[Terry B]

liar

[tea lady]

Pants on fire!!!!

[ss_11000]

take em off!

[tea lady]

:bartmoon:

[jmk89]

scooter

[tea lady]

Hoooter!!!!

[Ashore]

big nose

[tea lady]

Holds my glasses up!!

[Ashore]

for a toast ?

[jmk89]

for crumpet!!!!

[tea lady]

For he's a jolly good crumpet,
for he's a jolly good crumpet,
for he's a jolly good crumpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet,
And so say all of us.

[echnidna]

fancy a bit of crumpet?

[jmk89]

I'd prefer a nice pair of buns

[Ashore]

don't end up with one in the oven though

[ernknot]

oven off

[AlexS]

Ivanoff

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Smirnoff

[Ashore]

white russian ?

[Doughboy]

Ussr

[jmk89]

the evil empire

[tea lady]

:stormtrooper::stormtrooper::stormtrooper::stormtrooper::santa2:

[ss_11000]

starwars

[Ashore]

star trek

[jmk89]

beam me up

[Ashore]

moon beam

[Sybarite]

moon unit

[echnidna]

virgin space travel

[WoodyKnot]

$230 thousand

[tea lady]

Price of a virgin these days.

[ernknot]

high cost for no experience

[Ashore]

all blood sweat and tears

[AlexS]

Fight them on the beaches

[ernknot]

kick em in the breeches

[WoodyKnot]

while at the beach

[Ashore]

between the flags

[Groggy]

surf lifesaver

[ss_11000]

real heroes

[Ashore]

as opposed to ?

[ss_11000]

i dont no, it what the add on tv said:D

[tea lady]

Must be true then!

[AlexS]

read it in the paper

[Groggy]

I Googled it!

[ernknot]

I Yahood it!

[tea lady]

Put it in a bag, spun it 'round my head, and let go!!!

[ss_11000]

stupid things people do!

[AlexS]

Silly boy

[echnidna]

but fun anyway

[Doughboy]

funsize

[jmk89]

size doesn't matter

[silentC]

If she doesn't mind it doesn't matter

[jmk89]

I do love her for her mind, that's why

[tea lady]

.........she lets me win at scrabble!!:D

[jmk89]

It helps if you have an extra S hidden up your sleeve...

[Ashore]

sometimes an ace is better

[jmk89]

or a Derringer

[Black Ned]

son of a gun