View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII
jmk89
14th July 2008, 12:25 PM
it's alimentary in Watson's case
Pusser
15th July 2008, 01:16 AM
tsk tsk:no:
seconded
MALPT
15th July 2008, 01:24 AM
All in favour say 'Aye'
Gingermick
15th July 2008, 07:46 AM
Nay
jmk89
15th July 2008, 08:04 AM
The ayes will pass to the right of the Chair, the noes will pass to the left
tea lady
15th July 2008, 10:13 AM
Cut off your nose despite your face.:)
jmk89
15th July 2008, 11:45 AM
How does your dog smell?
Groggy
15th July 2008, 12:28 PM
With her nose usually
jmk89
15th July 2008, 02:12 PM
what about the other times?
Ashore
15th July 2008, 04:19 PM
other times/ good times
jmk89
15th July 2008, 04:21 PM
o tempora o mores
tea lady
15th July 2008, 05:18 PM
Those emotional Latin types.:rolleyes:
jmk89
15th July 2008, 05:20 PM
Valentino
Ashore
15th July 2008, 07:06 PM
rossi
jmk89
15th July 2008, 07:14 PM
paolo
tea lady
15th July 2008, 07:26 PM
spag bol. (What I'm having for dinner.:D)
MALPT
15th July 2008, 08:59 PM
peat bog
jmk89
15th July 2008, 09:26 PM
playboy of the western world
Ashore
15th July 2008, 11:17 PM
Bond ...James Bond
MALPT
15th July 2008, 11:19 PM
Shaken not stirred
tea lady
15th July 2008, 11:28 PM
:hmm Thought it was the other way around.¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
jmk89
15th July 2008, 11:30 PM
one martinus. please
tea lady
15th July 2008, 11:32 PM
Juan Martinez. (Some guy from South America.:rolleyes:)
MALPT
15th July 2008, 11:43 PM
Google it
tea lady
16th July 2008, 12:33 AM
Gargle it.
jmk89
16th July 2008, 05:35 AM
oral traditions
underfoot
16th July 2008, 06:40 AM
same old story
AlexS
16th July 2008, 10:06 AM
deep throat
echnidna
16th July 2008, 10:18 AM
something to chew on
jmk89
16th July 2008, 10:20 AM
betel nut
Doughboy
16th July 2008, 11:02 AM
beetlejuice
Ashore
16th July 2008, 12:15 PM
BP (bee pee)
Gra
16th July 2008, 12:25 PM
Blood Pressure.
jmk89
16th July 2008, 01:01 PM
stress related disorder
Gra
16th July 2008, 01:13 PM
depression
Groggy
16th July 2008, 01:59 PM
1930's
jmk89
16th July 2008, 02:08 PM
Stalin, Mussolini and Hitler
Fireguard
16th July 2008, 04:00 PM
Leadership (their ideals may have been flawed, but they were good at inspiring their people)
jmk89
16th July 2008, 04:31 PM
Follow the leader
Groggy
16th July 2008, 04:49 PM
or die ...
jmk89
16th July 2008, 05:03 PM
todie (ie today)
funkychicken
16th July 2008, 10:47 PM
toady?
Groggy
16th July 2008, 10:59 PM
obsequious sycophant
echnidna
16th July 2008, 11:30 PM
mouthful
tea lady
16th July 2008, 11:34 PM
....of rice bubbles. :?:roll:
Fireguard
17th July 2008, 02:06 AM
hmmmmm chocolate crackle :rolleyes:
jmk89
17th July 2008, 07:47 AM
fairy bread
AlexS
17th July 2008, 09:56 AM
hundreds & thousands
echnidna
17th July 2008, 09:56 AM
A pregnant fairy sitting on a toadstool
tea lady
17th July 2008, 10:09 AM
:oo:
That never happened in a fairy tale.
jmk89
17th July 2008, 10:39 AM
It would be a grim story
Ashore
17th July 2008, 11:28 AM
was one the brothers a reaper
jmk89
17th July 2008, 12:08 PM
As he sowed, so did he reap
Ashore
17th July 2008, 12:15 PM
a multi skilled tailor
MALPT
17th July 2008, 09:46 PM
Adaptable customisation
jmk89
17th July 2008, 10:10 PM
not off the rack
Ashore
17th July 2008, 10:20 PM
which rack
tea lady
17th July 2008, 10:44 PM
THE rack.
echnidna
17th July 2008, 10:51 PM
oh that rack :doh:
jmk89
17th July 2008, 11:02 PM
rack off
Groggy
17th July 2008, 11:34 PM
rack of lamb
MALPT
17th July 2008, 11:59 PM
Naomi Watts
jmk89
18th July 2008, 07:52 AM
what'ser name
tea lady
18th July 2008, 05:50 PM
Whatchamacallit?
MALPT
18th July 2008, 06:15 PM
doohicky
Groggy
18th July 2008, 06:24 PM
don't hickey
Ashore
18th July 2008, 07:42 PM
hit any key
MALPT
18th July 2008, 07:54 PM
blue screen (of death)
Fireguard
18th July 2008, 08:43 PM
Microsoft
jmk89
18th July 2008, 08:44 PM
use Clearasil
Ashore
18th July 2008, 10:42 PM
no zits , can't work at McDonalds
tea lady
18th July 2008, 10:51 PM
Do you want fries with that?
jmk89
19th July 2008, 12:04 AM
Supersize me
tea lady
19th July 2008, 12:34 AM
OK. Super man.:superman:
Ashore
19th July 2008, 01:11 AM
Fine Wonder Woman
Fireguard
19th July 2008, 04:22 AM
The Wife :cool::D
jmk89
19th July 2008, 08:04 AM
SWMBO or LOL?
Ashore
19th July 2008, 11:33 AM
not married to the job?
jmk89
19th July 2008, 02:51 PM
unemployed
MALPT
21st July 2008, 12:10 AM
Ub40
echnidna
21st July 2008, 12:14 AM
wd40
underfoot
21st July 2008, 07:14 AM
lubricate
jmk89
21st July 2008, 07:19 AM
grease
echnidna
21st July 2008, 07:58 AM
hamburger
jmk89
21st July 2008, 10:11 AM
Berliner
Gra
21st July 2008, 10:13 AM
doughnut
AlexS
21st July 2008, 10:35 AM
Wheelie
echnidna
21st July 2008, 11:12 AM
bin
underfoot
21st July 2008, 01:28 PM
there
jmk89
21st July 2008, 01:29 PM
got the T-shirt
Groggy
21st July 2008, 10:02 PM
used it for a shellac rag :B
tea lady
21st July 2008, 10:31 PM
rag bag.
jmk89
21st July 2008, 10:44 PM
tea bag (not you,TL)
echnidna
21st July 2008, 10:48 PM
call her a bag then add a disclaimer
jmk89
21st July 2008, 10:54 PM
strategic withdrawal
tea lady
21st July 2008, 10:55 PM
Careful. I know tai chi.
Groggy
21st July 2008, 10:59 PM
wei wei's brother
tea lady
21st July 2008, 11:06 PM
wei wei's brother
No no. Not not him him!! :no::no:
jmk89
21st July 2008, 11:07 PM
echo echo
tea lady
21st July 2008, 11:09 PM
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