Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[Fireguard]

the lights on but theres nobody home

[fenderbelly]

all out

[jmk89]

end of innings

[Fireguard]

change ends

[jmk89]

bowling downwind

[tea lady]

Unfair advantage?

[Ashore]

Natural good looks

[tea lady]

Magnetic personality.:cool:

[jmk89]

opposites attract

[Fireguard]

perfect match

[jmk89]

blind date

[fenderbelly]

under the clock

[tea lady]

I'll be the one reading the paper.:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

I'll have a carnation in my button hole

[Doughboy]

a white sports coat.... (and a pink carnation)

[jmk89]

blue suede shoes

[AlexS]

Jailhouse rock

[tea lady]

You can never leave.

[Fireguard]

life centence

[jmk89]

100 years

[AlexS]

...of solitude

[jmk89]

Consolation of philosophy

[Fireguard]

42 - The answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

43 - Kung Pao

[tea lady]

44= 4 times 11

[jmk89]

times tables

[fenderbelly]

stable tables

[Fireguard]

microwave dinner

[tea lady]

Wife away?

[jmk89]

Pizza and beer

[fenderbelly]

wrong order

[Ashore]

after the lord mayor comes the ...

[underfoot]

developers

[jmk89]

and fixers ( a little photographic joke....)

[Fireguard]

Kodachrome

[fenderbelly]

monochrome

[jmk89]

classic films

[Groggy]

daguerrotypes

[tea lady]

didjadoatypo?

[Ruddigar]

Goony goo goo

[jmk89]

Colditz for babies

[Ashore]

and I see nothing

[Ruddigar]

Blind

[tea lady]

Stop it....

[Ruddigar]

Small deterrent....

:D

[Fireguard]

Juvenile Justice Team

[tea lady]

No dessert for you.:p

[jmk89]

Go to your room

[tea lady]

I'm counting......

[fenderbelly]

for the last time

[jmk89]

by the time I get to three....one.....

[echnidna]

nyah nyah nyah ya can't hurt me

[jmk89]

I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal

[tea lady]

Help! I never could get the last word in an argument.:C

[MALPT]

Silence is golden

[jmk89]

Midas touch

[Groggy]

Phrygian king

[Ashore]

didn't he fixed mufflers

[echnidna]

lukey

[jmk89]

Lord Lucas

[AlexS]

leaky

[Fireguard]

plumber

[Ashore]

plumb bob

[echnidna]

yes thanks

[tea lady]

One lump or two?

[MALPT]

dromedary

[Ashore]

submarine of the desert

[jmk89]

Arab seamen

[Ashore]

Dhow rowers

[tea lady]

Sand in your .......everything?

[MALPT]

True Grit ?

[jmk89]

the duke

[Fireguard]

Pilgrim

[jmk89]

Bunyon

[tea lady]

Bunnykins?

[echnidna]

rabbit casserole

[fenderbelly]

Rabbit pie

[jmk89]

Elmer Fudd

[MALPT]

thufferin' thuckotash!

[jmk89]

I tawt I taw a puddy tat

[tea lady]

Thatth funny! I'm thawr we've been here before. Yeth! I'm thertain of it.:bunny3:

[Ashore]

but wait theres more

[MALPT]

steak knives

[Fireguard]

Danoz Direct

[jmk89]

Try before you buy

[tea lady]

Thend........OOOps! :D
Send no money!

[jmk89]

pay your money and make your choice

[Pusser]

No - just pay your money!

[jmk89]

taxation

[fenderbelly]

neccesary evil:((

[jmk89]

evil spirit

[Ashore]

demon rum ....yum

[Gingermick]

bum

[funkychicken]

tsk tsk:no:

[tea lady]

Hello again Skippy!:D

[fenderbelly]

on the menu

[jmk89]

sorry dear, it's off

[Groggy]

could be the hide glue...

[jmk89]

What's up, Watson?

[Ashore]

its elementary