Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Gingivitis

[jmk89]

Ginger beer

[AlexS]

Engineer

[jmk89]

stoker

[fenderbelly]

engine room

[Groggy]

contradiction in terms

[echnidna]

welcome to the forums

[Groggy]

do a search :rolleyes:

[tea lady]

google

[fenderbelly]

ask jeeves

[tea lady]

Use your one phone call?

[Groggy]

lifeline

[jmk89]

salvation army

[fenderbelly]

Red Cross

[jmk89]

blood bank

[Groggy]

Taxation Department

[jmk89]

Fiscal fiend

[Groggy]

Treasurer

[Pusser]

Not Robin Hood

[echnidna]

Not Ralph

[jmk89]

Lauren?

[Ashore]

they had it all

[jmk89]

Key Largo

[fenderbelly]

Holiday

[Doughboy]

Halliday

[fenderbelly]

Halitosis

[AlexS]

deathbreath

[jmk89]

the voice that breathed o'er Eden




Note:
1 THE voice that breathed o'er Eden! That earliest wedding-day, The primal marriage blessing, It hath not passed away.
2 Still in the pure espousal Of Christian man and maid, The Holy Three are with us, The threefold grace is said,
3 For dower of blessed children, For love and faith's sweet sake, For high mysterious union, Which nought on earth may break.
4 Be present, awful Father, To give away this bride, As Eve thou gav'st to Adam Out of his own pierced side.
5 Be present, gracious Saviour, To join their loving hands, As thou didst bind two natures In thine eternal bands.
6 Be present, Holiest Spirit, To bless them as they kneel, As thou for Christ the Bridegroom The heavenly spouse dost seal.
7 O spread thy pure wings o'er them! Let no ill power find place, When onward to thine altar The hallowed path they trace,
8 To cast their crowns before thee, In perfect sacrifice, Till to the home of gladness With Christ's own bride they rise!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dresden

[jmk89]

Meissen

[tea lady]

Missing.

[Groggy]

Poor aim, stand closer

[tea lady]

Ten paces too far?:?:D

[Groggy]

por moi? non!

[fenderbelly]

big foot

[tea lady]

foot in mouth.

[jmk89]

Lingual tinea

[Groggy]

aural tinnitinus

[jmk89]

tintinabulation of the bells

[Gra]

tubular bells

[echnidna]

ding dong

[jmk89]

merrily on high

[ernknot]

hi ho, hi ho

[Gra]

midgets

[Groggy]

lo ho, lo ho

[echnidna]

bumpity bump

[jmk89]

exhaust dropped

[underfoot]

dropped.....exhausted...

[jmk89]

Pheidippides (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheidippides)

[tea lady]

Fading curtains.

(You're a mine of information aren't you, JMK.:U)

[jmk89]

summer time

[fenderbelly]

myth

[Ashore]

unmarried

[jmk89]

spinster

[Ashore]

virgin

[Gra]

branson

[tea lady]

bunson.

[jmk89]

Macpherson









The name of my chemistry master at High School!

[tea lady]

I've heard she's not just a pretty face.:D

[jmk89]

not 'just', 'even'

[fenderbelly]

eventually

[Ashore]

sooner or later

[tea lady]

Better late than never.

[Gra]

should have used a condom

[fenderbelly]

con job

[tea lady]

bob a job.

[Gra]

scout

[tea lady]

Be prepared.

[Groggy]

Wear a woggle

[jmk89]

carve it yourself

[tea lady]

whittle a woggle.:D

[Groggy]

a whittle woggle's not much good :C

[jmk89]

size doesn't matter

[Groggy]

said the mouse to the elephant

:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

would you please get off that stool?

[tea lady]

You can whittle your wittle woggle any size you want.

[Ashore]

not till the paper works done

[jmk89]

Jobsworth's refrain

[fenderbelly]

stop that

[jmk89]

you can't do that here

[Groggy]

the sign says so!

[jmk89]

Turn left at any time with care!

[tea lady]

Give way.

[jmk89]

Get out of my way...

[tea lady]

Coming through!!!!!!:driving:

[jmk89]

gangway

[Gra]

gang plank

[jmk89]

walk the plank

[fenderbelly]

very funny movie ( the Plank )

[jmk89]

Eric Sykes

[Doughboy]

eric bana

[fenderbelly]

Eric the Red

[Gra]

red skelton

[jmk89]

red faces

[fenderbelly]

Dicky Knee

[echnidna]

crutch

[tea lady]

Clutch.

[fenderbelly]

Grab

[Gra]

Nab

[tea lady]

Silabab.