Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

Sam the man!

[jmk89]

Maloof (Wongo's hero)

[tea lady]

Malfunction.

[jmk89]

what is this wretched machine trying to do now?

[tea lady]

The whatsit fell into the thingamy and b*%#@) the dooverlacky.:rolleyes:

[Pusser]

went wacky

[echnidna]

politician

[jmk89]

noxious weed

[tea lady]

Round up.

[jmk89]

rodeo

[echnidna]

hilux

[jmk89]

electrolux

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

sucker!

[Pusser]

dupe

[Groggy]

mark

[fenderbelly]

it wasn't me

[Ashore]

then fess up whoever it was

[jmk89]

no names. no pack drill

[tea lady]

No name brand.

[Doughboy]

big name brand

[Pusser]

big brand price

[tea lady]

Bang for your buck?

[jmk89]

Defence procurement

[Gra]

expensive

[jmk89]

sawstop

[Groggy]

five finger discount

[jmk89]

never mind the quality, feel the length

[Groggy]

armchair theatre

[Ashore]

AV room

[Groggy]

Vroom Vroom!

[jmk89]

More power

[Groggy]

Tim Allen

[underfoot]

tool time

[Ashore]

I don't think so tim

[Gra]

Al Borland

[AlexS]

lumerjack

[Groggy]

Singing "I'm a lumberjack and I don't care"..

[underfoot]

"I cut down trees, I skip and jump"

[jmk89]

"i put on women's clothing and hang around in bars"

[Groggy]

Ahem!

(really big pregnant pause while people digest Jeremy's slip up :D)

[Gra]

amen


or Ahh. Men for jeremy :wink::p:D

[jmk89]

Pax vobiscum


PS - no error - see lumberjack's song lyrics (http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/lumbsong.htm)

[tea lady]

Serapax.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Que sera sera

[tea lady]

Whatever.:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

teenager

[Ashore]

bullit proof

[Incoming!]

ten feet tall

[Ashore]

hydraulic shoes
( every drink pumps them us 2" )

[fenderbelly]

Big foot

[jmk89]

hoax

[Ashore]

honest polition

[jmk89]

(oxy) moron

[fenderbelly]

Than off

[jmk89]

Botox

[tea lady]

oxo

[jmk89]

hugs and kisses to you too

[fenderbelly]

us two

[Ashore]

good pair

[tea lady]

:rolleyes: oxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.

[jmk89]

don't get carried away!!!

[Ashore]

by men in white coats

[tea lady]

To the happy home?

[jmk89]

where the wardrobes have jackets with extra long sleeves

[Groggy]

cinch at the back numbers

[AlexS]

old stock

[jmk89]

lock, stock and two smoking barrels

[Pusser]

left hanging at the end

[underfoot]

Hanging left at the end

[jmk89]

dress the left side

[AlexS]

walk on the wild side

[Groggy]

go Commando

[fenderbelly]

or SAS

[Groggy]

chicken stranglers

[jmk89]

pheasant plucker

[fenderbelly]

plucker duck

[jmk89]

pukka tucker

[underfoot]

naked chef

[jmk89]

galloping gourmet

[Groggy]

Gets the trots

[ernknot]

runs

[jmk89]

per over

[fenderbelly]

and out

[Groggy]

In case I don't see ya -- good afternoon, good evening...and good night.

[jmk89]

Irene, goodnight

[Ashore]

goodnight sweetheart

[tea lady]

Sweet dreams. oxo!:D

[jmk89]

sleep tight

[Groggy]

Wakey, wakey!

[AlexS]

rise & shine

[jmk89]

shake a leg!!

[Pusser]

show a leg

[jmk89]

a show of leg

[Groggy]

the Can Can

[jmk89]

Moulin Rouge

[Groggy]

red windmill

[AlexS]

red mill rum

[ernknot]

Captain Morgan

[fenderbelly]

Red rum

[Groggy]

Redgum