Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[echnidna]

Magic Mushrooms

[jmk89]

nostalgic references

[tea lady]

Not built like they use to be.

[sumu]

Not built like I used to be.

[tea lady]

Plastic fantastic.

[jmk89]

silly con implant

[echnidna]

con the fruiterer

[AlexS]

lovely pear

[Groggy]

of coconuts

[Doughboy]

coconut telephone (gilligans island)

[tea lady]

Hello! Hello????

[Doughboy]

beatles

[tea lady]

Lonely hearts club band.

[jmk89]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

[Doughboy]

Neil Diamond

[jmk89]

Hot August Night

[Ashore]

Blame global warming

[jmk89]

I'm sure it fades the curtains and stops the cows giving milk (just like daylight saving)

[echnidna]

only in queensland

[tea lady]

Listen here young fella!!

[jmk89]

Are you from the ABC?

[tea lady]

No. I'm from over the hill!:D

[jmk89]

As Gandalf said to the hobbit

[Groggy]

What's it got in its pockets's?

[jmk89]

my pretty

[tea lady]

carpet square.

[Ashore]

get modern and polish those boards, man

[tea lady]

Oh no!:no: I'm going for retro. Just waiting for the 80s to come back in fashion.:doh:

[Ashore]

just like your grandmother had :rolleyes:

[jmk89]

laundry mangle

[Ashore]

get the sheets and knickers in a twist

[jmk89]

tits in a tangle (if you're not careful)

[Groggy]

Lucky Max Walker

[jmk89]

pranging into a Torana XU1

[Ashore]

one of bathurst's best

[Groggy]

Behind the Cooper S

[Ashore]

Ha! You'll be GT cortina-ing next

[jmk89]

capri, for me

[echnidna]

white sands

[jmk89]

matches the shoes

[Groggy]

Crocodile shoes :D

[echnidna]

crocodile tears

[jmk89]

never smile at a crocodile

[echnidna]

see ya later alligator

[jmk89]

The Comets, 1955

[tea lady]

Bit before my time.:D

[echnidna]

a sprung chicken I see :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

helical hens?

[echnidna]

twisted chook tales

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now you're winding me up...

[tea lady]

don't get your chickens in a twist.:D

[Ashore]

gizzard splitter on the late shift

[tea lady]

Early chicken catches a cold.

[echnidna]

the saga of the chicken thread continues.....

[tea lady]

...across the road.

[Groggy]

on the Far Side

[weisyboy]

way out there.

[jmk89]

up there, where the air is rarified

[echnidna]

is it a bird
is it a plane
no - its superman

[jmk89]

George Reeves

[tea lady]

Who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for the Daily Planet,...

[AlexS]

Lois Lane

[Rodgera]

Multi lane highway

[tea lady]

Solution to all our problems?

[jmk89]

panacea

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mmm... pancakes!

[tea lady]

Band :bandaid:aide.:stretcher:

[tea lady]

Doh!!:doh: He beat me!:C

:PANCAKES:

[jmk89]

lemonade

[Pusser]

ladies spade

[jmk89]

trowel

[weisyboy]

towel

[jmk89]

Hitchhikers Guide

[Doughboy]

scab a lift

[tea lady]

Lift a scab.

[tea lady]

Back to band aide.:bandaid: :D

[jmk89]

plaster

[JMB]

slather

[echnidna]

dribble

[jmk89]

maradonna

[echnidna]

prima donna

[JMB]

doner kebab

[jmk89]

post-drinking nosh

[Groggy]

pole-lush sausage

[jmk89]

hot diggety dog

[Ashore]

huckelberry hound

[weisyboy]

hucklberry fin.

[jmk89]

mississippi

[Rodgera]

River Queen

[underfoot]

wet spandex

[jmk89]

wet dreams

[tea lady]

Hose down!:D

[jmk89]

Bondi icebergs

[fenderbelly]

Titanic

[echnidna]

built by experts

[underfoot]

collins class

[Groggy]

unterwasserbot

[Ashore]

U-2

[jmk89]

Gary Powers

[Ashore]

meet Sam