Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[AlexS]

hide in the cupboard!

[Ashore]

Daddies back:evillaugh:

[jmk89]

be afraid

[Groggy]

be affrayed :punching:

[fenderbelly]

piece of rope

[Ashore]

like soap on a rope

[jmk89]

wears the soap

[JackoH]

Rope-a-dope!

[Gra]

Ali

[sumu]

Ali G

[Gra]

borat

[jmk89]

boring

[tea lady]

A hole!

[Ashore]

speed bit

[weisyboy]

step on it.

[fenderbelly]

crunch

[sumu]

Blam!

[jmk89]

kapow

[underfoot]

onomatapia

[tea lady]

On the mat I seen her?

[AlexS]

carpet burns

[jmk89]

better than splinters in the coccyx

[WoodGirl]

native vegetation in a protected area

[AlexS]

scrub bashing

[jmk89]

that's no scrubber, that's my wife (and who said you could bash her?)

[fenderbelly]

Washer woman (with bruises)

[Gra]

and her trusty side kick

bolt girl

[jmk89]

aka Frankenstein's daughter

[Gra]

I think I dated her:D

[jmk89]

I certainly dated her kid sister

[JackoH]

Cradle-snatcher!

[jmk89]

body snatcher

[Ashore]

morgue man, er sorry, morgue person

[jmk89]

incinerator

[fenderbelly]

Burning Hot

[jmk89]

hot as hades

[Doughboy]

crispy skin

[jmk89]

peking duck

[fenderbelly]

for cover

[jmk89]

incoming

[fenderbelly]

she's not here

[jmk89]

Marie Celeste

[tea lady]

Lest we do something silly.:oo:

[Ashore]

"Lest we forget"

[jmk89]

diggers

[echnidna]

metho

[Ashore]

:?.

[ernknot]

white ladies

[jmk89]

white slave trade

[tea lady]

Big whities.

[jmk89]

white pointers

[tea lady]

Its rude to point.

[jmk89]

tell that to a five year old

[Rodgera]

or a Grey Nurse

[tea lady]

Nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse!:oo:

[jmk89]

your seams are crooked

[Groggy]

seems sew!

[tea lady]

Simple.:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

but you try keeping your stockings from twisting

[AlexS]

knickers in a twist

[jmk89]

titts in a tangle

[Rodgera]

Thanks for the mammaries

[tea lady]

Those were the days.

[jmk89]

nostalgia ain't what it used to be

[tea lady]

All that was so last century.:p

[Ashore]

days gone bye

[jmk89]

bye, bye love

[underfoot]

whats this thing called? luv

[jmk89]

dream lover

[Ashore]

dream machine

[jmk89]

barbarella

[Ashore]

Queen of the Galaxy

[tea lady]

legend in his lunchbox.

[jmk89]

vegemite sandwich

[tea lady]

National dish.

[funkychicken]

Weet Bix

[jmk89]

how many do you have?

[tea lady]

Three. But not warm milk.(yuck!)and heaps of sugar on top.:D

[jmk89]

a chacun son gout

[AlexS]

one man's meat

[fenderbelly]

with 3 veg

[jmk89]

V8

[Groggy]

Not for Vic 'P' platers any more :D:D:D :2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:

[jmk89]

and alcohol

[fenderbelly]

Alcopops

[Ashore]

lolly water, with bite

[jmk89]

booze for people who don't like the taste of wine, beer or spirits

[Doughboy]

passion pop

[jmk89]

passiona

[tea lady]

party party.

[Rodgera]

Liberal or Labor ???
Major or Minor ??

Who cares ??

[Gra]

major or minorr???

That would be

Morris

[jmk89]

dancing with bells and ribbons

[Groggy]

ANZAC Day party

[jmk89]

the one day of the year

[Gra]

one day in November

[jmk89]

armistice day

[Gra]

rememberance day

[jmk89]

rosemary and poppies

[underfoot]

herbs and hallucinations