Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[Doughboy]

anybody

[jmk89]

Operation Mincemeat


(popularly known as 'The Man who Never Was')

[Ashore]

it was good for overlord

[Groggy]

Sicily not Normandy

[Ashore]

:doh: good for patten then :D

[Groggy]

tank you!

[jmk89]

Panzer!!

[Ashore]

The King

[echnidna]

BB

or

Elvis

oops wrong thread

[Black Ned]

Fine Cotton

[AlexS]

underdungas

[tea lady]

Fungus.

[echnidna]

beard

[tea lady]

Shave on Monday. (sorry.)

[echnidna]

do you only shave once a week TL? :o

[tea lady]

Well no. I just thought you might not want to be reminded that tomorrow is Monday.:oo:

[JMB]

I dont like Mondays

[jmk89]

Who does?

[Black Ned]

Jimmy Buffet

[Gra]

Warren Buffet

[JackoH]

Buffet Lunch!

[jmk89]

bottomless pit

[Ashore]

shmbo's hand bag

[jmk89]

isn't the husband swmbo's hand bag???

[tea lady]

Well If he is its his fault I can't find my wallet.:((

[fenderbelly]

your purse his wallet!!!!

[Gra]

both empty:((

[tea lady]

empty vessels

[Groggy]

Marie-Celeste

[tea lady]

Is she loud?

[Ashore]

bit windy perhaps

[echnidna]

smelly too

[jmk89]

a pair of courting skunks

[tea lady]

Olfactory seranade

[ernknot]

musik stincks

[tea lady]

Don't worry be happy.:roll:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ah, Shaddap-a you face!

[AlexS]

Hush yo' mouff

[jmk89]

modern librarian

[tea lady]

Thoroughly.

[fenderbelly]

modern Millie

[JackoH]

Millipede?

[jmk89]

put your best foot forward

[tea lady]

Decisions, decisions.

[echnidna]

get a kick out of saying that?

[tea lady]

More questions?

[jmk89]

neverending story

[tea lady]

so then what happened?

[echnidna]

someone asked another question

[jmk89]

cross-examining counsel

[Doughboy]

in contempt

[AlexS]

old contemptible

[jmk89]

old peculiar

[underfoot]

odd peccadillos

[Groggy]

Brother Odd

[tea lady]

Abe Normal.

[jmk89]

Li'l Abner

[ernknot]

Bobby Dazzler

[Doughboy]

Bobby Charlton

[tea lady]

And he's lining up for the pink. And for those with B&W TV that's the one next to the green.:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

That's Eddie Charlton, tea lady. Bobby was the one who played with one bigger ball!

[tea lady]

Oh well! Just pretend someone said his name it between.:D
So did it slow him down in any way?:roll:

[jmk89]

Not according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Charlton)

[fenderbelly]

have we lost the plot or just the thread

[underfoot]

lost the plot

repossessed farm

[jmk89]

rural depression

[weisyboy]

gully

[jmk89]

snake gully

[WoodGirl]

Dad 'n' Dave

[jmk89]

shave

rhyming slang could take us to all sorts of new places:D:C:o:oo:

[echnidna]

wish you hadn't said that

[jmk89]

apology

[Ashore]

regret

[JMB]

If only...

[jmk89]

Kipling?

[JMB]

The guilt is crippling

[jmk89]

confession is good for the sole/soul

[Doughboy]

fess up

[JMB]

I'm not going into that box with you

[jmk89]

said the actress to the undertaker

[tea lady]

Muck raker.

[jmk89]

journalist

[JMB]

Never let the truth get in the way

[jmk89]

used car salesmen?

[tea lady]

What did you use him for?

[underfoot]

Man used

[jmk89]

hard man

[ernknot]

viagra

[fenderbelly]

leave Gra out of it.

[jmk89]

Just leave it out...

[Groggy]

You put your left leg in .. . . .

[tea lady]

Take your left foot out to put the other one in!:D

[fenderbelly]

one in all in

[jmk89]

All for one and one for all

[tea lady]

That's all folks.:D

[jmk89]

Looney Tunes

[Gra]

dithpicable

[jmk89]

thuffering thucotashh

[Groggy]

I tort I taw a puddy dat..

[jmk89]

but it was Pepe le Piew