Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

Man eating shark.

[jmk89]

fish 'n chips

[Cliff Rogers]

flake

[jmk89]

chocolate bar

[silentC]

Up your nose with a rubber hose, twice as far with a chocolate bar

[Ashore]

wave when you get to the bridge

[jmk89]

Checkpoint Charlie

[tea lady]

How's your father?

[Black Ned]

you mean Uncle John?

[ss_11000]

farnham?

[Ashore]

sadie the cleaning lady :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[ss_11000]

romeos heart

[silentC]

Yorick's skull

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Shylock's pound

[silentC]

Falstaff's nose

[tea lady]

One to pick.

[jmk89]

THree shovels

[AlexS]

Dig in

[WoodyKnot]

Flea male

[Ashore]

Flea circus

[Pusser]

Flee the circus

[ss_11000]

runaway

[Pusser]

Del Shannon

[jmk89]

only fools and horses

[silentC]

This time next year, we'll be millionaires

[jmk89]

We'll all be rooned, said Hanrahan

[Black Ned]

spend a penny

[Cliff Rogers]

broken hearted

[silentC]

heart of gold

[Black Ned]

goldenrod

[AlexS]

golden staph

[Black Ned]

silver spoon

[silentC]

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

[Black Ned]

Conceived at a picnic?

[tea lady]

Some picnic!

[Pusser]

fine mess

[Cliff Rogers]

I have a photo of that picnic somewhere.... :rolleyes:

[silentC]

Mmmmph... Indians!!

[Cliff Rogers]

bowled over

[tea lady]

Circle the wagons!!!:oo:

[jmk89]

call the cavalry

[silentC]

Can you stop the cavalry?

[Cliff Rogers]

you can't stop the music

[Groggy]

Village People

[Doughboy]

Ymca

[Cliff Rogers]

Pcyc

[jmk89]

Is there a MacYC?

[Ashore]

no but there is a house

[ss_11000]

in the middle of our street

[Cliff Rogers]

GET OFF THE ROAD!!!!! Silly house.:cool:

[ss_11000]

but the council approved it

[silentC]

I didn't do it; no-one saw me do it; you can't prove anything.

[Cliff Rogers]

Bart Simpson

[tea lady]

Write out 100 times--

I must not post boring jokes on forum!

[jmk89]

Are you listening????????
No more boring jokes

[silentC]

I'm the Chairman of the Bored

[jmk89]

Cooper (Alice)

[Cliff Rogers]

restaurant

[tea lady]

-at the end of the universe.

[jmk89]

So long

[tea lady]

(OK, I'll do it.)

And thanks for all the fish!!

[Groggy]

There's always one...:U

[Cliff Rogers]

for the money...

[ss_11000]

you cant pass it up

[Cliff Rogers]

do not pass go

[AlexS]

...or wind

[Gingermick]

two for the show
by god!

[jmk89]

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men in a boat

[ss_11000]

bonding sessions

[jmk89]

glue-up time

[Pusser]

where is my mallet

[jmk89]

still bowling off-spin

[Black Ned]

Bowling Jaffas






( couldn't find the Columbines)

[JackoH]

Down the aisle!

[jmk89]

Move down the back of the bus

[ernknot]

on the buses

[Doughboy]

the wheels on the bus

[ernknot]

tyers

[ss_11000]

mags

[AlexS]

mugs

[jmk89]

mug shots

[tea lady]

Pot shots.

[jmk89]

jelly shots

[AlexS]

jelly beans

[WoodyKnot]

jelly wrestling

[Groggy]

implants :D

[jmk89]

gross exaggeration

[Groggy]

144 lies

[jmk89]

parliamentary language

[ernknot]

boring

[Cliff Rogers]

drill

[jmk89]

sergeant

[Groggy]

-major

[jmk89]

kiss me goodnight

[tea lady]

Right in the kisser!

[ss_11000]

hit in the crotch

[tea lady]

Left at Alberquerki. (Sorry! How do you spell Alberkerquie?)

[JackoH]

By the time you get to Phoenix(Is that how you spell feeniks?)

[Ashore]

Phoenix isn't that 24 hours from Tulsa

[jmk89]

Galveston, oh Galveston