Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[jmk89]

Disneyland

[Incoming!]

Parliament House

[tea lady]

Polly waffle.:D

[jmk89]

Polly waffle.:D
violet crumble

[Black Ned]

Clem Ka-diddle-hoffer
(with a three "d" diddle)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Won't that send you blind? :innocent:

[jmk89]

if it doesn't you're not doing it properly:U

[echnidna]

but stop as soon as you need glasses :D

[Groggy]

that's making a spectacle of yourself!

[Doughboy]

this forum is transparent

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Not through my coffee-coloured monitor.

[jmk89]

Rose-tinted is fun

[Black Ned]

Brown eyed girl

[jmk89]

dark but shapely

[Groggy]

Catherine Zeta-Jones :tongueroll:

[jmk89]

taken

[Groggy]

for now *sigh*

[Doughboy]

'fore' NOW!!!!

[underfoot]

quick! duck!

[Incoming!]

slow hunter

[jmk89]

Hillman's finest

[Doughboy]

Hillcrest

[echnidna]

Black Spur

[jmk89]

Black Douglas

[Groggy]

Bad electrician...

[underfoot]

shorted out

[Black Ned]

25% off

[fenderbelly]

wireless

[AlexS]

Unplugged

[underfoot]

bit and brace

[Doughboy]

handsaw

[jmk89]

Bow saw

[tea lady]

Bow tie.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Fairy noose

[fenderbelly]

Fairy Floss

[Groggy]

G string

[jmk89]

'air on a g string

[Doughboy]

airs and graces

[jmk89]

stuff and nonsense

[tea lady]

Flotsam and jetsam.

[jmk89]

meet George Jetson

[ernknot]

dip stick

[tea lady]

Skinny dip.

[echnidna]

colddd waterrrr

[jmk89]

shrinking violet

[Incoming!]

bloomin' pansy

[Black Ned]

Nancy boy

[Doughboy]

Danny boy

[Groggy]

tallboy

[ernknot]

good boy

[Incoming!]

choir boy

[tea lady]

The high Cs

[AlexS]

orchestrated

[jmk89]

castrated

[Groggy]

emasculated

[jmk89]

gelded

[Groggy]

Sir Bob Geld..

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back

[Groggy]

Jabberwocky!

[tea lady]

The Owl and the Pussycat.

[Doughboy]

what's wrong pussycat

[underfoot]

cat got your tongue?

[jmk89]

tongue on toast, yum

[Black Ned]

tongue tied

[AlexS]

language barrier

[tea lady]

Luggage carrier.

[jmk89]

porter

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

...gaff

[ernknot]

verbal stuff up

[Incoming!]

fox paws

[jmk89]

rabbit's foot

[tea lady]

foot in mouth.

[jmk89]

tinea on the tongue

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

trench mouth

[Doughboy]

verbal diarrhea

[jmk89]

Vd

[ernknot]

nasty

[Black Ned]

horrid

[jmk89]

icky

[Groggy]

molasses

[Doughboy]

cow lick

[jmk89]

brylcreem

[JackoH]

R.a.f.

[jmk89]

the few

[Groggy]

owed by so many

[jmk89]

mortgage

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Festool

[tea lady]

Fantasy tool.

[underfoot]

skyhook

[jmk89]

Shirley

[AlexS]

Temple

[jmk89]

Bahai

[Groggy]

Haifa, Israel

[echnidna]

a few thousand kilometres

[Groggy]

Home of Maccabee beer

[underfoot]

drunk kibbutznik

[jmk89]

pear schnapps

[tea lady]

Make it snappy.

[jmk89]

pronto

[Incoming!]

Hi ho Silver, awwaaaayyyy!