Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[echnidna]

yakety yak

[fenderbelly]

don't come back

[jmk89]

bring in the dog and put out the cat

[Groggy]

The Coasters

[jmk89]

The Drifters

[echnidna]

shipwreck

[Black Ned]

flotsam

[underfoot]

salvage

[echnidna]

scrounging

[jmk89]

Steptoe & Son

[echnidna]

bargains

[tablelander]

to the bar again:D

[echnidna]

happy hour

[fenderbelly]

cheap drinks

[echnidna]

cheap friends

[Groggy]

cheap tricks

[Ashore]

old tricks

[Black Ned]

Trixy

[weisyboy]

tricky

[Doughboy]

trindall

[fenderbelly]

wrong code

[echnidna]

osx, so simple even a mac user can use it

[Groggy]

mac + wellies = flasher

[tea lady]

Flash Gordan.

[fenderbelly]

Gordan Bennet

[jmk89]

they think it's all over

[tablelander]

not over till fat lady sings:no:

[jmk89]

take me out to the ball game

[Black Ned]

Flat out - like a lizard drinking

[fenderbelly]

road kill

[Ashore]

possum stew

[jmk89]

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

[Ashore]

yummy wif grits

[Incoming!]

Is it polite to eat with your fingers?

[ernknot]

finger food

[echnidna]

fish fingers

[fenderbelly]

fresh fish

[echnidna]

bait

[jmk89]

gaol bait

[AlexS]

ru/16

[tea lady]

Is that a pig flying past?

[jmk89]

If you need to ask, don't

[fenderbelly]

fake ID

[underfoot]

fake IQ

[jmk89]

falsies

[JackoH]

Silicone!

[Incoming!]

Botox!:2tsup:

[AlexS]

Bonox

[underfoot]

Bex and a nice lie down

[jmk89]

Cup of tea

[weisyboy]

boil the billy

[jmk89]

Henry Lawson

[Ashore]

Paki cricket coach

[Incoming!]

deadibones

[Doughboy]

funny bones

[underfoot]

connects to dem kneebones

[tea lady]

:sing::sing: Let's hear the word of the lord!

[underfoot]

in the beginning was the word

[underfoot]

and the word was

Aaardvark

[jmk89]

all things were made by him
and without him was not anything made that was made - some aardvark

[Black Ned]

and the Aardvark said " Voorkhard" and abstain from the !

[jmk89]

and the people said "vootsak"

[tea lady]

Pass the salt?

[fenderbelly]

Old salt

[fred.n]

Old Spice

[tea lady]

Old 'n' stinky.

[Christopha]

I carnt 'elp it!

4711!

[jmk89]

oh, de Cologne!!!

[underfoot]

eau de toilette

translation;

Oh the toilet!

[Doughboy]

oh me oh my

[jmk89]

I hope that little lady comes by

[fenderbelly]

George Formby

[tea lady]

I wish my brother George was here.:D

[Doughboy]

George of the Jungle

[jmk89]

watch out for that treeeeeee

[Black Ned]

triage

[Ashore]

triage rather try youth

[jmk89]

wasted on the young (youth that is)

[Black Ned]

advice

[underfoot]

know it all

[jmk89]

You rang?

[fenderbelly]

lurch

[jmk89]

lunch

[echnidna]

What's cookin'

[jmk89]

Hey, good lookin'

[underfoot]

you lookin at me?

[echnidna]

ticket

[jmk89]

you lookin at me?


No, her:
http://www.thisistrue.com/images/blog-kontur-gronquist.jpg

http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-beauty_and_the_beast.html

[ernknot]

truckin!

[fenderbelly]

it in

[Doughboy]

knee deep

[weisyboy]

up the creek

[tea lady]

Barbed wire canoe.

[jmk89]

painful paddling

[Black Ned]

old croc

[jmk89]

crock pot

[ernknot]

slow cooker

[Black Ned]

old boiler

[jmk89]

tough old bird

[echnidna]

my ex