Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

shmackeral

[echnidna]

moolah

[tea lady]

Ma loo la bar.

[Incoming!]

Doesn't flush properly - try the other bar

[jmk89]

All bar one

[tea lady]

walked into a bar..

[echnidna]

and got carried out

[tea lady]

after getting carried away.:D

[ernknot]

Carry On!!

[tea lady]

As you were.

[Doughboy]

Werewolf

[jmk89]

vampire

[Black Ned]

Blood suckers

[JMB]

leech

[jmk89]

modern medicine

[tea lady]

Machines that go beep.

[JMB]

...and then, ultimately, the machine stops going beep...

[jmk89]

Roadrunner goes "beep, beep"

[tea lady]

Bop when it stops and whirr when it stood still.

[jmk89]

Oh Mr Lacey (http://www.richardthompson-music.com/song_o_matic.asp?id=84) let me play with your loving machine

[AlexS]

great big wheel

[tea lady]

keeps on turning.

[Incoming!]

the other cheek

[tea lady]

Slap happy!!:D

[Incoming!]

Happy hour

[JMB]

Happy go lucky

[fenderbelly]

lucky Eddie

[Incoming!]

triumph over handicap

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Harley over kneecap

[Doughboy]

Nice tattoo

[tea lady]

new girlfriend

[echnidna]

needs a shave though

[JMB]

Hirsute but happy

[AlexS]

hairy fairy

[echnidna]

gnobbly gnome

[ernknot]

garden gnome

[tea lady]

Round the world trip.:D

[Shedhand]

Round the world trip.:D80 days

[tea lady]

Bon voyage!

[JMB]

So long farewell auf weidersehen goodnight

[Shedhand]

Irene

[tea lady]

I'll see you in my dreams. :zzsoft:

[Doughboy]

dream lover

[ernknot]

dream over

[Black Ned]

night terror

[tea lady]

Alarm clock!:oo:

[Black Ned]

Tea's made!!

[tea lady]

WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!:o

[Black Ned]

wake up, you sleepy head, get up, get out of bed, cheer up, you'll soon be dead!

[Incoming!]

Please it's still oh dark hundred in the morning - No frivolous cheeriness before I've had three cups of coffee

[Black Ned]

Grumpy

[tea lady]

Grumpy guts!

[Black Ned]

Norm

[JMB]

Oh just 5 more minutes and I'll get up

[tea lady]

What's the most valuable sleep? Five minutes more!:D

[Black Ned]

get jiggy with it

[jmk89]

tell him he's dreamin"

[weisyboy]

not the kingswood

[tea lady]

Those catholic sparrows!

[jmk89]

all on top of Neville

[Black Ned]

Shute - Alice

[Incoming!]

Ballooning in the Alice

[Black Ned]

Alice's Restaurant

[jmk89]

Where d'ya get it?

[Incoming!]

worst ad ever

[Black Ned]

you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant!

[AlexS]

you'll get yours, Alice!

[Doughboy]

Cooper

[fenderbelly]

living next door to Alice

[JMB]

I dont know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go

[tea lady]

(Isn't the brain a weird thing. Just a few words and it can remember the whole song.)

Missed your chance.

[Incoming!]

your pants

[tea lady]

Least they are not on fire any more.:D

[echnidna]

but are they hot?

[tea lady]

Steaming.:D

[jmk89]

Pressing

[weisyboy]

folding

[Black Ned]

chairs

[Incoming!]

squatters

[fenderbelly]

no respect

[Black Ned]

what you want?

[Doughboy]

i wanna i wanna

i really really really wanna

[weisyboy]

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

[tea lady]

Choc top.

[fenderbelly]

Magnum

[tea lady]

"exotic fruits"

[Black Ned]

fruitcake

[Doughboy]

Nutter

[Black Ned]

wink wink say no more.

[fenderbelly]

no more :sssh:

[Incoming!]

...beer for you, my lad!

[echnidna]

and beer for my horses

[jmk89]

A for 'orses

[weisyboy]

an 'orse is an 'orse, ofcorse, ofcorse

[tea lady]

Coming round the mountain. (Sorry. Took a left at Albuquerque.:D)

[jmk89]

Sheilby Wright M.A.T.E.

[echnidna]

whoooo ?

[Black Ned]

Neddy

[echnidna]

giddyap

[tea lady]

whoa there little doggy!!!:elefant: (No dogs?)