Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

On the veranda.

[Incoming!]

Squatter's chair

[Black Ned]

Bloody pitbull!

[jmk89]

dogfight

[Black Ned]

choking on a poodle

[jmk89]

haircut required first

[tea lady]

Fight with a lawn mower!:o

[JMB]

Yet another bad hair day

[tea lady]

Ground hog day.

(Saw a bald man on the train the other week with a t-shirt on that said "bad hair day".:D)

[JMB]

Hound dog gray

[Black Ned]

Your nothing but a Houndog.

[jmk89]

Don't ...on my blue suede shoes

[funkychicken]

Auh huh

[Incoming!]

monosyllabic

[tea lady]

Wha'?

[JMB]

Oh speak properly, lift your feet up when you walk and get a haircut

[Doughboy]

When I was your age!!

[jmk89]

Luxury

[frog's wife]

sam

[Black Ned]

watch the witch

[tea lady]

Which witch?

[JackoH]

Witch doctor!

[jmk89]

voodoo

[JMB]

hoodoo guru

[jmk89]

Who is da guru, is it you?

[JMB]

dont follow me, I'm lost

[jmk89]

Are we there yet?

[JMB]

Nearly

[tea lady]

Not good enough.:no:

[jmk89]

not nearly good enough

[Black Ned]

Enuff said!

[JMB]

But I need to have the last word

[Black Ned]

Full Stop.

[tea lady]

Fuller stop.:p

[Black Ned]

Fuller Brush Man

[tea lady]

Brush with death.

[Black Ned]

Run over by a road sweeper

[Incoming!]

middle of the road argument

[JMB]

Standing on the fence in the middle of the road

[Incoming!]

I thought I was a procrastinator, until I realised I could put off the decision. Now I just thank god every day, that I'm an atheist.

[ernknot]

non believer

[jmk89]

daydream believer

[Doughboy]

homecoming queen

[tea lady]

Cheer up!

[Incoming!]

Bottoms up!

[Black Ned]

@rse over head

[fenderbelly]

end over end

[jmk89]

slinky spring

[Black Ned]

sprung!

[AlexS]

a leak

[JMB]

only when I sneeze

[weisyboy]

bles u

[fenderbelly]

and all who chop logs logs with you.

[tea lady]

Ta.

[funkychicken]

tea

[weisyboy]

toe

[fenderbelly]

tic tac???

[tea lady]

Here I go.

[Doughboy]

there I went

[Black Ned]

I am, I said.

[JMB]

Sadly, I am not.

[Black Ned]

an animal!

[Incoming!]

Kingdom

[fenderbelly]

kingdom come

[JMB]

but to look for heaven is to live here in hell

[weisyboy]

o operator give me number 9

[Black Ned]

Hollow be thy name.

[jmk89]

hollow log

[tea lady]

Christmas log.

[jmk89]

buche de noel

[Black Ned]

Gay Parade

[tea lady]

Happy campers.:D

[jmk89]

fruit loops

[echnidna]

smarties

[fenderbelly]

smarty pants

[weisyboy]

farty pants :fart::B

[jmk89]

arty farty

[echnidna]

tongue in cheek

[JMB]

nudge, nudge, wink, wink

[jmk89]

oooh you are cheeky, but I like you

[tea lady]

Say no mow ar!

[jmk89]

Does she go?

[JMB]

She goes likes the clappers

[fenderbelly]

like bat out of h*ll

[tea lady]

Rat up drain pipe.

[Doughboy]

Incey Wincey Spider

[echnidna]

splat

[jmk89]

... over here and a splat over there

[Black Ned]

Bloody pigeons

[echnidna]

but nice to eat

[jmk89]

better to poison in the park

[Black Ned]

be shat on

[jmk89]

shattering

[AlexS]

crystal

[Doughboy]

Gayle

[jmk89]

Bonnie Raitt

[Black Ned]

Bonnie Lassie

[jmk89]

When the boat comes in

[tea lady]

something something little fishy on a little dishy.....

[jmk89]

who will have a mackerel