Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

Swings and roundabouts.

[Buzzer]

What comes around goes around

[Black Ned]

Hurdy Gurdy

[funkychicken]

Irkin Gurkin

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Don't speak with your mouth full! :~

[funkychicken]

Showy Misher Schew:D

[tea lady]

Showy Misher Schew:D

:hahaha:

OK . Now don't do it again. Off you go now.:D

[jmk89]

and get those swimming trunks repaired

[JackoH]

Torn budgie smugglers?

[Black Ned]

damaged equipment

[echnidna]

blunt hammer

[jmk89]

blunt instrument

[Ashore]

the chisel you leant to your SIL

[JMB]

...which was then borrowed by her husband, who used it to remove tiles in the bathroom

[jmk89]

oh brother

[Ashore]

where art though


( SIL was for son in law )

[JMB]

The son-in-law had a husband who was the brother of the person who loaned the son-in-law the chisel?

I art lost and confused!

[tea lady]

Hello Lost and Confused, I'm Tea Lady!:D

[JMB]

"Hello Lost and Confused, I'm Tea Lady", said the bald, tattoed and bearded man who I was interviewing for the position of Lifeline Counsellor, and I thought to myself, "...perhaps not!"

[Ashore]

mabye

[tea lady]

mabye not!:D:D

[Ashore]

or then again....

[tea lady]

Oh! I can't decide. You'll have to decide.:D

[Ashore]

and coming from a female that means .....DANGER

[fenderbelly]

Red light

[Ashore]

Pmt

[Doughboy]

Dmz

[tea lady]

Step away from the coffee!!:D

[jmk89]

or the tea lady gets it

[Groggy]

in the lid!

[echnidna]

coffee anyone?

[Groggy]

Moi?

[JMB]

And thus the tea lady becomes yet another victim of caffeine induced violence and mayhem

[fenderbelly]

Not our Tea Lady tho

[Black Ned]

Cup of Char

[ernknot]

bbq

[funkychicken]

Toowoomba Turnout:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Apple turnover.

(Still here.:p)

[jmk89]

just dessert

[Black Ned]

cumuppence

[jmk89]

come the raw prawn

[fenderbelly]

green

[jmk89]

little green men

[Black Ned]

Blue Loo

[Ashore]

Blue moon ( but not till dec next year )

[Black Ned]

I saw you standing - Alone!

[Ashore]

last man standing

[Black Ned]

Leaning on the lamp post.

[jmk89]

at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady comes by

[Black Ned]

Oh me, Oh My!

[wheelinround]

Oh you what ever will I do

up to the alter she's as steady as Gibralter

Good Old Lonie Donnagan

[Black Ned]

My boomerang won't come back!

[wheelinround]

Does your Chewing Gum

[tea lady]

Gum shoe.

[fenderbelly]

private eye

[echnidna]

Dick Tracy

[tea lady]

A broad walks into my office. (Whispered undertone. Puff on cigarette.)

[echnidna]

Hmmm,

A blonde baritone broad

[fenderbelly]

with a sore throat

[Ashore]

I can cure that but you have got to swallow

[frog's wife]

boiled lolly

[jmk89]

No lolly in Sam Spade's coat

[Black Ned]

Button up your overcoat!

[jmk89]

Take good care of yourself

[tea lady]

You belong to me. (yet another example of scary song lyrics.)



(dear ashore, I am slightly horrified by your last addition to this thread.)

[jmk89]

...
(yet another example of scary song lyrics.)
...

Let me ride on the wall of death one more time...

[tea lady]

...before I leave this earth.:D

[jmk89]

Coming as you are going?

[tea lady]

Leaving as I got here.

[echnidna]

saw yer coming

[tea lady]

Saw yer leg off.:D

[Black Ned]

Stumped

[echnidna]

hopalong

[jmk89]

David (Cassidy)

[Doughboy]

Goliath

[Black Ned]

on the lounge

[jmk89]

On the Couch

[JMB]

couch potato

[Black Ned]

Norm

[tea lady]

Abe Normal.

[Black Ned]

Sloshed. Hic!

[tea lady]

Before lunch?:oo:

[Black Ned]

Continuosly

[fenderbelly]

on and on

[JMB]

in sickness and in health

[jmk89]

as long as we both shall live:oo:

[Black Ned]

Give that man another drink!

[jmk89]

lay me down easy, lay me down slow
the booze and the night with the boys leaves me weary and low

[tea lady]

Set me wallabies loose Bruce.

[Gingermick]

open the gate bruiser

[AlexS]

Bogan Gate

[fenderbelly]

garden gate

[tea lady]

garden path

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

NO
THROUGH
ROAD

[Doughboy]

Dead End

[tea lady]

Not dead yet!!:doh:

[jmk89]

still twitching

[Black Ned]

withdrawal symptoms

[AlexS]

pulled out to avoid a child.

[Black Ned]

Run over the dog!