MICKYG
17th January 2008, 08:57 PM
"Should get a grin from some of the old blokes on the forum" After retiring, I went to the Centrelink Office to apply for benefits.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Centrelink Office
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too." ;:B:no:
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Centrelink Office
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too." ;:B:no: