Allan at Wallan
17th January 2008, 05:10 PM
Here are a few worth looking at
... laugh if you feel inclined.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* We will never run out of maths teachers
because they will continue to multiply.
* Professors who study earthquakes are on
shaky ground.
* You can obtain dead batteries free of charge.
* A dentist and a manicurist will fight tooth
and nail to win a race.
* A will is no secret - it is a dead giveaway.
* Calendars are disappearing
... their days are numbered.
* If you have seen one shopping centre
... you have seen a mall.
Allan
___________________________________
I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
... laugh if you feel inclined.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* We will never run out of maths teachers
because they will continue to multiply.
* Professors who study earthquakes are on
shaky ground.
* You can obtain dead batteries free of charge.
* A dentist and a manicurist will fight tooth
and nail to win a race.
* A will is no secret - it is a dead giveaway.
* Calendars are disappearing
... their days are numbered.
* If you have seen one shopping centre
... you have seen a mall.
Allan
___________________________________
I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.