wheelinround
14th January 2008, 02:57 PM
NEVER tick off a woman.
I believe the Wife was more than a little annoyed.
A wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,
and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his
'manhood' in a vice.
She secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hack saw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,
Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to'.
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I believe the Wife was more than a little annoyed.
A wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,
and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his
'manhood' in a vice.
She secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hack saw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,
Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to'.
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