Bubba's Sister's Kids...

[Eli]

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused
her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies,




"Denephew."

:doh::no:

[watson]

You've raised the bench mark Eli...Thank You

[Eli]

Damn.
That was a little higher than I was shooting.
I'll have to go back and re-read Al's old posts again.:U

[ss_11000]

i like it....:clap2:

[Barry Hicks]

The same thing happened in Mexico. He named the first one
Jose and the second one Hose B.

[les88]

Hose B
over my head:doh:
les

[Eli]

Barry forgot to say he was a firefighter. Mexican Firefighter. Hose A (Jose) and Hose B. Two sons.:doh: