The old guy & the frog..

[BazzaDLB]

An old guy was somewhat lonely and decided he needed a
pet to keep him company. So, off to the pet shop he
went. He searched and searched. None of the pets seemed
to catch his interest, except this ugly frog. As he
walked by the jar it was in, he looked, and it winked at
him.

It whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME
HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old guy figured, What the heck? He hadn't
found anything else. So, he bought the frog. He placed
it in the car, on the front seat beside him.

As he was slowly driving Down the road, the frog
whispered to him "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So the old guy figured, WHAT THE HECK and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY The frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy,
young, beautiful princess.

THE PRINCESS THEN RETURNED THE OLD GUY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD GUY FELT HIMSELF CHANGING FROM HIS KISS.

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HE TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!


OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP!

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HE TURNED INTO .
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THE FIRST HOTEL HE COULD FIND

He's old....... NOT DEAD !!!!!

OLD GUY'S CAN STILL ROCK!

Keep your eye on the frogs in the garden pond, you never know.

[Barry Hicks]

The same guy was driving down the road and picked up a beautiful hitch hiker.

They were driving along and getting VERY friendly when the hitch hiker told our guy that all the boys said that she was a witch.

Sure enough, they had only gone 10km and he turned into a motel.