Restaurant on the moon

[Allan at Wallan]

John had the bright idea he would open a restaurant
on the moon and make lots of money quickly.

He closed up shop after only one week
... there was no atmosphere in the place.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Brickie]

You need a hobby, try woodwork..:)

[tea lady]

As a comedian you make a good wood worker. Not that I've seen your woodwork.:D

[Calm]

With the retirement of GROGGY as moderator i think we should start a campaign to get John, Alan & Barry promoted to moderator or even super mods.

[Brickie]

With the retirement of GROGGY as moderator i think we should start a campaign to get John, Alan & Barry promoted to moderator or even super mods.

Maybe I should start a poll about the so called "jokes"

Lovem
Hatem
Kill those that post stupid non funny childish jokes.
I want to have children to those that post the childish jokes.
Im a child and love them.

[tea lady]

Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.:oo:

[Calm]

Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.:oo:

I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again:D:D:2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again:D:D:2tsup:

I invited Tea Lady to have a coffee at my place.
She said, "This coffee tastes like dirt".
I replied, "It should, it was ground this morning".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Barry Hicks]

Brickie, from your caustic comments I can see you are obviously a connoisseur of jokes.

How about leading by example and posting a funny joke so we can all have a laugh? Please, don't try to match your now famous cat joke as my ribs have yet to heal properly.

[tea lady]

Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!:C

P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?

[echnidna]

yes

[Allan at Wallan]

Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!:C

P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?

Happy to read any of your jokes should you wish
to submit any and would be delighted to rate them.

In the meantime - if you don't like water think twice
before jumping into the pool.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Calm]

wot echnidna said:2tsup::2tsup:

[tea lady]

OOOOOOH! Touchie.

I don't do jokes. Only witty rejoinders.:D
(and grinning smiles)

[Barry Hicks]

Witty? I am looking foward to seeing one.

[tea lady]

:roflmao2::tapedshut:

[Gra]

Brickie, from your caustic comments I can see you are obviously a connoisseur of jokes.

How about leading by example and posting a funny joke so we can all have a laugh? Please, don't try to match your now famous cat joke as my ribs have yet to heal properly.

Most of the joke he knows cant get posted here...:oo::oo::U:U

[Allan at Wallan]

OOOOOOH! Touchie.

I don't do jokes. Only witty rejoinders.:D
(and grinning smiles)

According to my dictionary:

"Witty" Possessed of wit, full of wit,
keenly or brilliantly humorous.

Mmmmmmm

[tea lady]

So 'you sayin' my wit is not sharp and shiny?:C

I got some bits that are sharp and shiny.Wa'na see 'em?

[Allan at Wallan]

So 'you sayin' my wit is not sharp and shiny?:C

I got some bits that are sharp and shiny.Wa'na see 'em?

No thanks, I have seen pictures of false teeth in the past.:D

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

[quote=Allan at Wallan;660598]No thanks, I have seen pictures of false teeth in the past.:D

Allan

No silly. That's sharp and shiny BITE.

[echnidna]

snap goes the ......
:D

[Brickie]

Its the jokes forum, so its supposed to be funny.
The jokes you post are drivel, and I have taken the liberty to copy the rules about drivel as set out by Neil.

The meaning of the word DRIVEL in the context of these forums is the one taken directly from the Concise English Dictionary as follows:
drivel 1 n silly nonsense. 2 v.i. talk silly nonsense, run at mouth or nose.

I will also accept this definition from WordNet® 3.0, © 2006 by Princeton University.
drivel nouna worthless message
In the context of these forums NO OTHER MEANINGS for the word drivel are accepted or implied.

A driveler by definition, for these forums is: one who talks silly nonsense, posts worthless messages or runs at the mouth. NO OTHER MEANINGS for the word driveler are accepted or implied.

Im surprised it has take someone so long to point it out to you, and I dont even work here anymore....:doh:

[echnidna]

Just shows that different people have different sense of humour.

What's drivel to you is fun to others.
Now if yer really wanta see some out and out drivel have a look at a footy or cricket thread.

[Brickie]

Terribly sorry old chap, heres something that will tickle your funny bone.

A cat goes for a walk on the moon, and sees a Mcdonalds so decides to go in but there is no atmosphere, where are we asks the cat, at Mcdonalds says the girl from Wallan. :2tsup:

[DavidG]

Hey Brickie.
You are improving.
Now with some practice you may become as good as Allan. :roll:

[m2c1Iw]

Hmmm.......didn't think the Jokes Forum would need a moderator

Where's Groggy:D:D:D

[echnidna]

:2tsup: DavidG

[echnidna]

Hmmm.......didn't think the Jokes Forum would need a moderator

Where's Groggy:D:D:D

or Ozwinner :D:D:D

[Brickie]

They both got sick of reading crap night after night, well ozwinner did anyway....:U

[Brickie]

and would be delighted to rate them.

Who put you in charge of the jokes section? :o

Most of the jokes here arent even funny by a long shot.

Childish yes, funny no..

The problem is, that when you do a new posts search, half the page is taken up by this childish so called jokes crap.

And I know :rolleyes:, Dont read them, is the popular reply...

[Wood Butcher]

Ok, children. We all agree that there are a lot of crap jokes flying around. Can we leave it at that and not let this get personal.

[echnidna]

Quite often the replies to a crap joke are very funny

[Calm]

Who put you in charge of the jokes section? :o

Most of the jokes here arent even funny by a long shot.

Childish yes, funny no..

The problem is, that when you do a new posts search, half the page is taken up by this childish so called jokes crap.

And I know :rolleyes:, Dont read them, is the popular reply...

My vote is still for Allan, Barry John to be promoted to SUPER MODS :2tsup::2tsup:

Do we need a poll on this?

Some could also think it would be classed as punishment for there contributions here.:D:D

[Brickie]

My vote is still for Allan, Barry John to be promoted to SUPER MODS :2tsup::2tsup:



In ya dreams maybe. :roll:

[ss_11000]

alright...imagine your back at school.:rolleyes:

this is the part of the thread where every one runs over and starts yelling fight:D before the teachers come and break it up.

now, rowans a teacher:cool:...and he's breaking it up...now listen to the teachers or they will get out the detention slips:p

[was that a funny reply?]:?

[Calm]

[was that a funny reply?]:?

Amusing i would say but in this part of the forum does it need to be???:D:D

[Sturdee]

[was that a funny reply?]:?


No, just more drivel, but a little bit more won't make any difference. :D:D:D

Peter.

[tea lady]

OK. I think we all need a new crap joke to fight over.

Why did the wood worker cross the road?
















Because he'd nailed himself to the chicken!:chick:

[Calm]

OK. I think we all need a new crap joke to fight over.

Why did the wood worker cross the road?

Sure it wasnt to get on the bus?:p

Did he have a backpack??:wink:

[Groggy]

tea lady, head out of Belgrave to Monbulk, take a left to Perrin's Creek Road. Go the the bottom of the hill to the reserve, there is a quiet eddy pool there, throw yourself in. The cold water should bring you around :D

[tea lady]

Ok. How about nailed himself (couldn't have been herself. We just not that silly) to a kitten? On its way to a bus stop? Looking for its friends that were all kid- I mean cat napped by a bunch o' ruthless school girls with backpacks. (Were they school girls? Maybe I just like jokes with uniforms?)

[tea lady]

tea lady, head out of Belgrave to Monbulk, take a left to Perrin's Creek Road. Go the the bottom of the hill to the reserve, there is a quiet eddy pool there, throw yourself in. The cold water should bring you around :D

MMMMM. I guess I could drown in 2 inches of water? How come you know the area so well. I hope you don't know my true identity.:oo:

[Groggy]

MMMMM. I guess I could drown in 2 inches of water? How come you know the area so well. I hope you don't know my true identity.:oo::; PM sent.

[tea lady]

I didn't think the original joke here was that bad! Look at the value we got out of it. Three pages of comments -got to be worth something.

Is everyone out in their sheds actually making stuff? Or playing with the kids? Things are loading up faster than usual. If you are I want to see photoes. Of the blisters at least.

Hmmmm! Maybe I should go and do something too.:rolleyes: