Pearls of Wisdom

[artme]

How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:

Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine. :sigh:

[dennford]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine. :sigh:


Or as we used to say about the place I worked.
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys"

Denn

[Elbow]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys

Allan

[wheelinround]

If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters

[Gra]

you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines:D:D

[Barry Hicks]

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

[Gra]

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids

[Barry Hicks]

Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.

[wheelinround]

The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."

So where do all the vultures come from?

[Allan at Wallan]

How about:

"It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
marauding crocodiles".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Pusser]

Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

[Barry Hicks]

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

[Barry Hicks]

The first thing my kids learned when they started school was that other kids get pocket money.

[Barry Hicks]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just p*icks.

[ss_11000]

assumption is the mother of all f*ckups

[munruben]

They say money speaks all languages but all mine says is "Goodbye"

[Barry_White]

People don't care how much you know, they just want to know how much you care.

[artme]

People are all good blokes. Some are just bloody hard to get on with.

[AlexS]

The hurrier you go, the behinder you get.

[nev25]

Never Assume anything
It makes an ASS out of U and ME

[Barry Hicks]

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

[Elbow]

Remember somedays you're the pigeon, other days the statue.

[MICKYG]

I complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.


Regard Mike

[Barry Hicks]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Barry Hicks]

Men with body piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

[MICKYG]

For every minute you are angry you loose 60 seconds of happiness (Ralph Emerson)


Regards mike

[Barry Hicks]

It's lonely at the top - but you eat better.

[Barry Hicks]

Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught.

[Elbow]

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home

Allan

[rrich]

If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.

[Pusser]

When something will never happen in a million years, this year is always the millionth one
or
what can go wrong will go wrong

[Meggles]

you can learn to live with the world the way it it, or accept the responsibility to change it

[Meggles]

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!!

[againstthegrain]

Life is like a s**t sandwich,
...the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

[wkitney]

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..



That way you are a mile away...




And you have their shoes

[Barry Hicks]

Never argue with fools: they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[againstthegrain]

Never try to teach a pig to play the piano...it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.


:piggy:

[Carry Pine]

Never tell a kid that he can't remember anything.
He will never forget what you said to him.

[Pusser]

more speed less haste

[funkychicken]

Slow is Smooth - Smooth is Fast




Somehow, everything was better in those days