Black Ned
7th January 2008, 09:26 AM
Allan, Barry and John are in the doctor's office at Wallan Park Hospital for a memory test.
The doctor asks Allan, "What is three times three?"....... "274" is Allan's reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Barry, "What is three times three?"..... "Tuesday" replies Barry.
The doctor shakes his head , then asks John,
"What's three times three?"....... "Nine," says John.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says John, "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
The doctor asks Allan, "What is three times three?"....... "274" is Allan's reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Barry, "What is three times three?"..... "Tuesday" replies Barry.
The doctor shakes his head , then asks John,
"What's three times three?"....... "Nine," says John.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says John, "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."