Better Preaching

[Rodgera]

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You
were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for
an hour and said nothing."

"Thank you," the visiting preacher replied.

"Yes," she continued. "You did it in fifteen minutes."

[Allan at Wallan]

He was probably wearing his watch
... because he had time on his hands.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.