Return ticket

[Barry Hicks]

Allan walked up to the ticket office at the Wallan railway station and said, "One return ticket please."

The clerk asked, "Where to?"
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Allan replied, "To here, of course."

[Allan at Wallan]

You are way "off line" there Barry.

Went I went to the station I knew the train
had already gone ... 'cos I could see its tracks.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

Why is a railway line like a cemetery


they both have long sleepers