Leopard skin jacket

[Allan at Wallan]

Ray was having a quiet drink at the Hinchinbrook pub
when a bloke asked him if he was interested in buying
a genuine leopard-skin jacket.

Ray asked, "How much?" and the fellow replied,
"For you, $200 but normally it would be $4,000".

Ray then asked why it was so cheap the bloke
replied that it was absolutely spotless.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.

[Barry Hicks]

Alaaaaaan!

[wheelinround]

:rolleyes: There's a pub in Hinchinbrook and no one told me :doh:.

He had another one similar I couldn't spot the difference