Allan at Wallan
5th January 2008, 09:45 PM
John's neighbour has just returned after serving overseas
with the military for five years.
He was surprised to find his wife had recently had a baby
so he enquired as to who the father was. He asked, "Was it
my mate Wally?" and she answered "No".
"Well then, was it my friend Stan?" and she answered "No".
"Was it my other mate Ronnie?", he asked and once again
she answered "No".
"C'mon", he demanded, "Which of my mates was it?"
She answered, "None of them, don't you think I have any
friends of my own".
Allazn
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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.
with the military for five years.
He was surprised to find his wife had recently had a baby
so he enquired as to who the father was. He asked, "Was it
my mate Wally?" and she answered "No".
"Well then, was it my friend Stan?" and she answered "No".
"Was it my other mate Ronnie?", he asked and once again
she answered "No".
"C'mon", he demanded, "Which of my mates was it?"
She answered, "None of them, don't you think I have any
friends of my own".
Allazn
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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.