Barry Hicks
3rd January 2008, 08:03 AM
It is not generally known, but before 'Allan of Wallan' took up his postal pursuits, he was a farmer and breeder of pigs.
One day he had a visit from a sweet young thing from the city who he was trying to impress and he showed her around the farm. When they got to the pigstys they were suddenly confronted by a boar engaged in sexual congress with one of the sows. The boar had a ring in his nose.
The girl asked why the boar had a ring in his nose and Allan replied, "That's to stop him rooting."
The girl replied, "It's not working."
One day he had a visit from a sweet young thing from the city who he was trying to impress and he showed her around the farm. When they got to the pigstys they were suddenly confronted by a boar engaged in sexual congress with one of the sows. The boar had a ring in his nose.
The girl asked why the boar had a ring in his nose and Allan replied, "That's to stop him rooting."
The girl replied, "It's not working."