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Barry Hicks
27th December 2007, 09:42 AM
Variation #16

The year 1 teacher holds up a picture of a horse and asks if anyone knows what it is.

A little girl calls out, "It's a horsey."

The teacher then holds up a picture of a cow and asks if anyone knows what it is.

Another kid calls out, "It's a moo cow."

She then holds up a picture of a deer with a big pair of antlers and again asks if anyone knows what it it. When nobody answers she adds, "It's what Mummy calls Daddy when he gives her a hug and a kiss."

Little John holds up his hand and calls out, "It's a horny bastard."

munruben
27th December 2007, 04:26 PM
Good one.:) i

joe greiner
29th December 2007, 03:49 AM
At least 35 years old. I thought it would've travelled faster than this. Joe

Barry Hicks
30th December 2007, 04:05 PM
Thanks for dating this one Joe, I am much obliged.

Allan at Wallan
30th December 2007, 05:25 PM
Thanks for dating this one Joe, I am much obliged.

That's the only date you are likely to get Barry.:D

Allan

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Barry Hicks
30th December 2007, 06:59 PM
I hate being dated!

Calm
30th December 2007, 07:06 PM
I hate being dated!

Yep this is another of the things that chaps do!!:D:D

Barry Hicks
30th December 2007, 07:19 PM
Dirty buggers!