Math time

[Shedhand]

Nothing to do with woodwork. Conditions. If you have seen this before and know the answer please give the others a go. PM me if you already know and I'll acknowledge you here.

My wife said there are no legs on a bus, only wheels. She's a damn Capricorn and that's NOT the answer.
For those who can't add 2 and 2 I'll put a multiple choice poll in as well. Just have a punt.

Seven girls are on a bus (one is the driver..sheesh)and each has seven backpacks. Each backpack has seven large cats inside. For each large cat there are seven small cats. (For the purpose of the exercise assume they are very strong girls and that cats are allowed on buses).

Question: How many legs on the bus. (only warm blooded legs are counted i.e. no seat, chair or stool steel, aluminium or wooden legs.


Felicitations and good thoughts for the looming beer and prawn fest (some of you have already started it seems :rolleyes:). I hope everyone over-indulges and is contented.

[wheelinround]

Well Shedhand having spent 5 years building them buses that is and 25+ years repairing and driving them I have a different view.

I am also a Capricorn and your swmbo is wrong their are legs on a bus even without passengers, driver etc. As for Animal's none but seeing eye dogs are permitted on any public passenger vehicle so the cats/kittens would have been there in the first place. Lets not haggle to much re regulations etc etc.

This answer due to technical terms is harder than it seems.

Simply seats don't have legs the frames do.

So the bus as a whole therefore does have legs.

As every vehicle ever built is different in style/design and configuration/specs,

Like many Maths questions of this type facts for the question are missing see below:-

some seat frames have two legs and mounted to the side rail

some have one each and mounted to the side rail

others have 4 legs,

then of course each vehicle may have between 8 seats and 60+ seats on each vehicle, but not all seat frames are mounted with legs some dont have them at all ( now there's a puzzle).

The drivers seat frame doesn't have legs it has a pedestal base so you can't include that.

[Cliff Rogers]

Umm.... Rat's? :rolleyes:

[fred.n]

10,990 :oo::?

[echnidna]

Ciff's right, rat's

[Pat]

My head hurts just reading it, so Rats!:U

[Ivan in Oz]

10,990 :oo::?

This went around at work.
The 'Leckeys got it,
the Fitters didn't.....Hmmmm?????

I/we got 10990
else 10992
THERE HAS TO BE A Bus Driver:2tsup:

[Ashore]

This went around at work.
The 'Leckeys got it,
the Fitters didn't.....Hmmmm?????

I/we got 10990
else 10992
THERE HAS TO BE A Bus Driver:2tsup:
Year but what if he's a one leggard driver , and was there a bus conductor :rolleyes:

[Clinton1]

depends how you want to analyse the question.
I chose to believe that each girl (and one is the driver) has put their legs on the bus (floor) and not the seats... so 14.... but I also got 1582 if I decide to count all the possible number of legs 'in' the bus. :rolleyes:

[Lignum]

11984?


[edit - way off .. recount10990]

[DavidG]

As with a lot of questions, the data supplied is insufficient to eliminate all possible configurations of the associated variables.

[munruben]

There are 10990 legs if you don't count the driver.

[tea lady]

It just says the girls are on the bus. The back packs they have could be at home....... so the cats are too. How are the going to carry seven backpacks anyway, and also if you try and take cats onto a bus they usually all run away, then a lot of fun ensues trying to herd them back onto the bus. So they aren't on the bus either. Then again it could be some jocular reference to girls and pussies, but then the joke would be in that sealed section. Aah! I give up. must be getting slow in my old age. Buses have wheels. Thats my answer. Us wives must stick together. I'm not a Capricorn either. just sensible.:p

[Geoff Dean]

By my calculations there are 10990 legs on bus. As you didn't mention a driver, I have assumed there is not one.

7 girls = 14 legs
7 girls x 7 backpacks = 49 backpacks
49 backpacks x 7 large cats = 343 large cats =1372 legs
343 large cats x 7 small cats =2401 small cats = 9604 legs.

9604+1372+14=10990 legs.

I also think that there is some "trick" to this, as the answer seems too obvious.

[Ivan in Oz]

I also think that there is some "trick" to this, as the answer seems too obvious.

Geoff,
Not if you are mathematically challenged,
as are a LOT nowadays, but not all School Kids
if they do not have a Calculator;
WITH Fully or Partially charged Batteries.

I mean correctly placed in the Calculator;
oh!
and it is turned on:rolleyes:

Yes!
A lot of possible variables:doh:

[tea lady]

If you google "legs on the bus" this very same conversation is going on all over the world. And no one appears to have an answer either.:rolleyes:

[againstthegrain]

The German has the fish...

oop...sorry, wrong puzzle

:missing:

[Shedhand]

Wheelinaround..mate, the sun up there has fried your brain. You should've married my missus.:doh:
For the pedants I've edited my original post.

Only one of the PMs I received (Geoff) declared the correct answer and 4 others are correct on the forum.

I'm interested in seeing what percentage get the correct number. :wink:

PS there's no trick. I did it in my head in less than 15 seconds.....nyaa nyaa nyaaa! :D

[ian]

I'm too tired to do it in mine

7 girls
7 backbacks
7 big cats
7 small cats

each backpack has 7 x 7 + 7 cats = 224 legs
7 backpacks = 1568 + 2 = 1570 legs per girl
7 girls = 10990 legs

[Wongo]

If you want to talk maths then there are 10990 legs. Otherwise this is just another one of those questions you can use to impress a 5 yr old.:rolleyes:

Actually there are no legs because buses don’t run a 3am in the morning do they? :D

Yummmmmm.....

[Wongo]

Yummmmmm.....

It is 10986 now. :D

[Wongo]

Oh damn I can't sleep now. I must know that answer. C'mon Shedhand tell us.:D

[Wongo]

You better tell us quick otherwise there won't be many legs left. :D

OK I am going to bed.

1 cat
2 cats
3 cats
......
:sleep6:

[jow104]

I see you haven't gone to bed yet wongo!

So if shedhand has declared how many have got it correct at this momment perhaps you ought to look at the voting percentages.

Me, I will wait till I go to bed it should get me off (to sleep) quite quickly.

Only 4 have got it correct on the forum at the present time and there are 11 of you in your group, sooooooooooooooo.

So it must be in your group, 4 of you have got it right

[wheelinround]

Wheelinaround..mate, the sun up there has fried your brain. You should've married my missus.:doh:
For the pedants I've edited my original post.

Only one of the PMs I received (Geoff) declared the correct answer and 4 others are correct on the forum.

I'm interested in seeing what percentage get the correct number. :wink:

PS there's no trick. I did it in my head in less than 15 seconds.....nyaa nyaa nyaaa! :D


Shedhand like many things there is always more than one way to skin a cat.

So with all these cats how many violins strings could be had???

What age are the GIRL's as you have to be over 21 to be able to get your bus drivers licence in OZ so a girl wouldn't be a bus driver so once again the figure is out. If she is over 21 she isn't a girl she is a woman .


I used to love doing this to teachers :D

[tea lady]

If the answer is only a number its not very funny. so I think something about a german fish should be deemed the correct answer.:2tsup:

[Shedhand]

Shedhand like many things there is always more than one way to skin a cat.

So with all these cats how many violins strings could be had???

What age are the GIRL's as you have to be over 21 to be able to get your bus drivers licence in OZ so a girl wouldn't be a bus driver so once again the figure is out. If she is over 21 she isn't a girl she is a woman .


I used to love doing this to teachers :DI used to lerve doing THIS to smart arz students....GO STAND IN THE CORNER!!!
>>SEE EDITED ORIGINAL POST<<

:doh::rolleyes:

[Shedhand]

Couldn't edit the original so I did it this way.
Nothing to do with woodwork. Conditions. If you have seen this before and know the answer please give the others a go. PM me if you already know and I'll acknowledge you here.

My wife said there are no legs on a bus, only wheels. She's a damn Capricorn and that's NOT the answer.
For those who can't add 2 and 2 I'll put a multiple choice poll in as well. Just have a punt.
OK...
Once upon a time there was a bus. It was parked at a bus stop...just parked there OK? The bus had cantilevered seats..no legs, OK?

It wasn't very long before seven live, complete adult women (or it could have been men) each of them struggling under the weight of 7 very large backpacks, happened upon said bus. One of the women (or it could have been men) said to the 6 women (or it could have been men) bloody oath these 7 large backpacks I'm carrying are damned heavy with these 7 large, live, complete cats inside each backpack with 7 smaller live complete cats for each large live complete cat stuffed in with them. You 6 must be struggling under the burden of your own 7 backpacks containing 7 large, live, complete cats inside each of them along with the 7 smaller live, complete cats for each large live complete cat inside.

They agreed this was so. Whereupon the first woman suggested they commandeer the said bus. At which point each of the other 6 stout women complete with both natural legs said "why the hell not".

So each live, complete woman - though heavy set and strong (could have been heavy set strong men) - boarded the aforementioned bus each carrying their 7 backpacks full of the aforementioned multiple numbers of live and complete large 63066 and small members of the Felis silvestris catus family.

While they had no particular destination in mind they never-the-less enjoyed busing around Sydney and environs, (I was going to say traipsing which would imply they were walking around inside the bus which is dangerous) but they were on the bus with their load and not inclined to walk any further whilst weighed down by what was - by this time - a heavy load of smelly heaving and very angry cats).

Now as to the total number of warmblooded legs of both species (Felis silvestris catus and human) it is necessary to also consider how long they were spending on the bus. And in considering this I'm tending to agree that more detail was indeed necessary in the original question. All (I can say is that by necessity it had to be a reasonably long trip due to the need for caution in Wongo's neighborhood. Orientals are known for their appetite for things furry that we (not me Wongo - I am one of your brothers...bugger the gwai lo :D) foreign devils regard as members of our families.

It could be assumed therefore that its inevitable that on such an extended journey one or more of the large cats would have gotten very hungry and just may have consumed 1 or more of their offspring or indeed one or more of the offending stout women.

What does all this mean (APART FROM BORDERING ON USELESS DRIVEL)?

Quite simply fellow forumites....bugger all in the big scheme of things.

So, the answer my friends is not in the bloody wind but evident in the dried stools of the surviving cats. However, before the little cannibals started I can tell you all the the correct number of legs extant at the beginning of the journey was....





10,990.


See Gregs calculation as posted by the clever dick earlier in the forum.

Bye for now.

Merry xmas.

hohoho (oops! can't say that)....hmmmm....happy whatever you celebrate.

Sheddie (The Mad):q

Seven women at least 21 years old and less than 60 years old are on a bus (one is the driver..sheesh)and each has seven backpacks. Each backpack has seven large live cats inside complete with legs. For each large cat there are seven small live cats complete with little legs. (For the purpose of the exercise assume they are very strong girls and that cats are allowed on buses).

Question: How many legs on the bus. (only warm blooded legs are counted) i.e. no seat, chair or stool steel, aluminium or wooden legs. No-one is going to gut the cats for violin strings and no-one is going to eat any! (control yourself Wong me old china).

Felicitations and good thoughts for the looming beer and prawn fest (some of you have already started it seems :rolleyes:). I hope everyone over-indulges and is contented. Wong! leave the bloody cats alone..:no:

[switt775]

OK, getting better, but still not enough information.

1. "Has 7 backpacks" is not is same as "Brought along 7 backpacks". They may each have (own) 7 backpacks, but didn't bother to bring them along.

2. Where are the 7 small cats per large cat? It's implied they were also brought along, but not specifically stated. They may be at home wondering where all the large cats have disappeared to. Or out chasing buses.

3. No where is it stated that all the girls( women) and cats (if indeed there are ANY cats) on the bus have the number of legs normally assoicated with that particular creature. There may perhaps be one or more girls (sorry women) who have tragically lost a leg. Given that we are only allowed to count warm-blooded legs, that means artificial legs don't count. Same story for the cats (if there are any cats... and / or artificial cat legs...)

So from the information given, we can't state with any certainty that there are ANY legs on the bus.

In fact, unless you can post a picture of the bus, I'm reluctant to acccept there even IS a bus.

Now seriously, isn't this a lot more fun then trying to come up with an answer?

[tea lady]

I ,for one, certainly never thought the answer was in any way the point of this exercise. No other discussion of the web, re number of legs on buses, seems to be of this opinion either (of there being any point to this exercise) Not unless the answer is in fact funny, in which case that is the point.
I am now going to have a nice cup of tea, in no way connected with the point of legs on cats or buses on legs or anything pointless at all. Do I make myself clear?

[Shedhand]

Yet another damned amendment....:D see edited response up a bit.

[tea lady]

What? :oo:
You can't tell us the answer already shedhand!!!!!:no:
You said this poll was closing 5th January or some such. Surely we could have kept debating the details of said buses legs for ages yet?
I say we just ignore the fact that you told us the answer and carry on regardless.:D
:doh:(just had to put that icon because my son told me to):;(and that one too):q(sorry another one. He's 5)

[ian]

Tea lady and Sheddy

the correct answer is there are ZERO legs ON the bus
because the seven stout lassies with their cat containing backpacks are INSIDE the bus


ian

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yet another damned amendment....:D see edited response up a bit.

I betcha sorry ya started... :U

[Wongo]

Do what is the answer? Tell me please tell me.:D

[Shedhand]

Do what is the answer? Tell me please tell me.:DWONG - How many have you scoffed you gannet? :U

TEALADY! I lied... :B

SKEW...nup! :wink: but it'll prolly end up in the drivel bin....:doh:

ON the bus is the same as in the bus. Reg Varney was On the bus in on the buses....another bloody pedant....:~:D

[switt775]

You will note there is still no picture proving that there is in fact a bus...:rolleyes:

I rest my case.

[wheelinround]

You will note there is still no picture proving that there is in fact a bus...:rolleyes:

I rest my case.

Take your pick of buses http://www.busaustralia.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=10&sid=9792d8829b9375cd23d64a4422bc4195

[jow104]

Shedhand, would the answer have the same number of legs if you substituted dogs?:D

[tea lady]

Substitute dogs?:oo:
Now someone is really pulling our legs.

~*= (cat walking away)

[ian]

ON the bus is the same as in the bus. Reg Varney was On the bus in on the buses....another bloody pedant....:~:Dbut the bus Reg was ON had a platform (on which Reg STOOD) and from memory was a double decker so you could be on top of some of the passengers — not to mention the double entente – as in "on the job" "on the take" "on the up" etc

now you haven't specified if said bus is a tourist coach with luggage bins under the floor in which case are the cat containing back packs might be IN the luggage bins — which would change the answer some more

[Wongo]

Brother Shedhand, some of us take our mathematics very seriously. :D

So What is the answer?

I know I know. The answer is 0. No legs, zip, nil, none. (Oh how original??) You know why? You said only warm blooded legs are counted. Well do you know that women and cats don't have warm blooded legs?:D

[jow104]

Are all the seven girls on the same bus?
It says seven girls on a bus, that doesn't mean they are all on the same bus, or does it?:((

[Wongo]

More importantly does the bus have air con?


OR

How many more posts can we reply before this thread is closed?

Does feel good to hijack a bus.:U

[Cliff Rogers]

Rat's?

[tea lady]

Well do you know that women and cats don't have warm blooded legs?:D[/quote]
Thats cold feet, not legs. and you don't get to know that until you get to share their bed and they try to warm their feet on you legs. And that wont happen if you meet these girls on a bus unless you offer to carry their bags for them. And they are bloody heavy bags. And then you might get the cold shoulder too. So any way, if some guy is trying his luck on the bus 'cause their are all these girls to chose from, and he's really strong so he's carrying all the bags, does his legs count too?:?


Oh! What was that bang on the roof. Bit early for Santa isn't it?
Hey! there's some guy in a red suit wants to know what to do with these forty nine back packs he found on the bus. They're all kind o' squirming around with yowling sounds emanating.:oo:. Oh no. All the cats have escaped, they're attacking the reindeer. Oh no its like they haven't eaten for days. Oh the humanity (umm, reindeerity?) What is Santa going to do now? How will he deliver all the presents? They've eaten seven of his reindeer.:o Only Rudolf is left. Can he pull the sleigh all by himself? Oh !oh! Its amazing! There they go. Yay for Rudolf he does it again. He really must have been working out. :2tsup:
Umm Santa? You've left all these back packs! And all these cats. My local council doesn't allow for this many cats! How will I feed them all? Oh! And you forgot to give me my present.:C
Hey. Now I can count the cats.:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Tea Lady... white with none..... are you sure about that? :rolleyes:

[Shedhand]

rats, dogs, cats even horses.. it dona madder...number of legs will be the same. THe bus would need to be a tad bigger if they was 'orses. 'n the wimmen would need to be amazons. THis thread has been successfully hijacked. SO here's a little joke to finish on.

little boy's letter to Santa:

"Dear Santa, please send us a new baby."

Santa's letter in response.

"Send me your mother".
__________________________

Yo ho ho to all.
The shedhand.

[tea lady]

Still counting the cats. They won't sit still.:D

[ian]

Sheddy can't count or add up

once you take account of all the people who are missing one or more legs or arms (through amputation), the average lassie has less than two legs (I'm not sure about the average moggie) so there can't be 10990 legs IN the bus

on average it'll be a number like 10989 :D

[tea lady]

Now listen Ian. We's already done discussed the matter of full quotion of legs per organic bus traveler.:(( And apparently they's all started with proper amount. And any that were eaten by any member of our traveling retinue after the actual boarding of the said bus are still counted even in digestive track or resulting ...... um.....fecal matter?....um.....
So I don't think you have a leg to stand on.
Any way I is still counting these here cats. Can I change my vote?

[jow104]

You sound like a normal lady, you want to change your mind?

[Shedhand]

i got jerry lee lewis' "Last MAn Standing" DVD forcxmas and a bottle of very fine OBAN single malt for for xmas. So I am very drink. the number of legs altogethert om tne bus os 10990. merry xmas you hijacking tosserts.... hic

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Shouldn't we count St Nick's - and his reindeer's - legs as well, now that they're aboard?

Does he have to buy two tickets? He'd take up two seats after all. :~ And what about his reindeer? Do they need tickets? Shouldn't they need two or three each too? Hmmm... what about all these cats then? If they bought a ticket each, then aren't they entitled to a seat each instead of being crammed into back-packs? If they didn't need to buy tickets, aren't the reindeer entitled to bring the bus company to litigation over discrimination? :think:

Blow this, this bus is beginning to get too crowded. Bugger the number of legs, where's the breathing space? Help! Help! I can't breathe!! :( DRIVER! Let me off here...

Tomorrow I'm gonna catch the train instead...

[Shedhand]

CROYDON is an a grade dump\...keep gong...all the cats are dead...geex i'm pisserdf...

Shouldn't we count St Nick's - and his reindeer's - legs as well, now that they're aboard?

Does he have to buy two tickets? He'd take up two seats after all. :~ And what about his reindeer? Do they need tickets? Shouldn't they need two or three each too? Hmmm... what about all these cats then? If they bought a ticket each, then aren't they entitled to a seat each instead of being crammed into back-packs? If they didn't need to buy tickets, aren't the reindeer entitled to bring the bus company to litigation over discrimination? :think:

Blow this, this bus is beginning to get too crowded. Bugger the number of legs, where's the breathing space? Help! Help! I can't breathe!! :( DRIVER! Let me off here...

Tomorrow I'm gonna catch the train instead...

[jow104]

You are wong shidhnd, The girlies each got on a sperate bus so the re was only?????.

Chardonay with dinner today excuse the typos. :D:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

CROYDON is an a grade dump...keep gong...all the cats are dead...geex i'm pisserdf...

Yeah... it's the fault of all these blasted bus drivers throwing dead cats off their buses as they pass through. :~

[tea lady]

the number of legs altogethert om tne bus os 10990. merry xmas you hijacking tosserts.... hic
But that can't be the answer. Just straight old maths? You mean there's no trick? How boring. I think we were entitled to hijack if the answer was so normal. We saved the thread. You should thank us.:D :;

[Shedhand]

But that can't be the answer. Just straight old maths? You mean there's no trick? How boring. I think we were entitled to hijack if the answer was so normal. We saved the thread. You should thank us.:D :;there are no such things as "Tea Ladies" anymore (more's the pity) so I'm just going to ignore your hijacking posts... :p as a figment of someones imagination....:D

[tea lady]

Well! I certainly ain't no nobody. And somebody's got to have an imagination around here.
I and my 343 cats and 2401 kittens that Santa gave me for Christmas (That's 10976 legs 'cause the girls wouldn't come with Santa. They listen to their mothers when they said not to go with strange men.) wish you a happy Christmas and new year and stuff. Please find a better puzzle for us next time. (Funnier at least.)

oops nearly didn't use an ikon.:erm_smile: Thats better.:)

[Wongo]

Well SH I must say I am a bit disappointed. :p

[wheelinround]

there are no such things as "Tea Ladies" anymore (more's the pity) so I'm just going to ignore your hijacking posts... :p as a figment of someones imagination....:D

Typical response for inquiring minds that think out side the box.

[Shedhand]

I can hear Wongo pickin' cat bones out of his teeth....:oo:

[tea lady]

So seven ticket inspectors get on a train at Lilydale. Each inspector has seven back packs. Each back pack has seven pit bull bitches in it, and there are seven pit bull puppies for each pit bull also in each backpack. Does Scew actually get on the train at Croydon even though he has already validated his ticket? And are there any legs left at all on the train by the time they all get to the city?:D Or Ringwood even.

[Shedhand]

So seven ticket inspectors get on a train at Lilydale. Each inspector has seven back packs. Each back pack has seven pit bull bitches in it, and there are seven pit bull puppies for each pit bull also in each backpack. Does Scew actually get on the train at Croydon even though he has already validated his ticket? And are there any legs left at all on the train by the time they all get to the city?:D Or Ringwood even.2 spoons of coffee, then milk then not quite boiling water. No sugar thanks.:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Ah! But we don't really exist.

[Ashore]

Thats why he asked for coffee :doh:

[Spear]

10990

[jow104]

Shedhand has been having us on.

Look at this, cats with only two legs.

http://www.messybeast.com/moggycat/george-stubbs.htm

[tea lady]

I can't touch coffee. My thinking starts to go a bet weird.:oo:

[Shedhand]

I can't touch coffee. My thinking starts to go a bet weird.:oo:
Is THAT what caused it???:D

[Shedhand]

Shedhand has been having us on.

Look at this, cats with only two legs.

http://www.messybeast.com/moggycat/george-stubbs.htmWell, i'll be damned. Never knew so much time money and expertise was wasted on cats. I always thought you just put 'em in a hessian bag and dumped them in the river. So may be the bus was full of George Stubbs clones... that would make 5454 legs. :doh:

[funkychicken]

10990



Black with one....

[ian]

BTW, sheddie

this is the original version of your puzzel

On my way to St Ives I met a man with seven wives
and every wife had seven cats
and every cat had seven kits

[prozac]

I'm loving the banter but, and this is bugging me, before we all turn antiseptic septic (septic tank = yank) don't we believe that it is indeed "maths" in the original Queen's tongue?

I despair the day when we have slid so far down into the drum that we become indistinguishable from americans.

prozac...feeling like a grumpy old bastard

[tea lady]

Ah! That's why I'm having trouble! I can't do "math" only "maths". Doing math I start to sound like I'm out of the Peanut Gallery.

[Shedhand]

ah yes Prozac. I DID indeed blunder. I humbly apologise. Maths time it is. Ubeaut's spell checker wants me to use a bloody "z" in apologise...never, I say. resist the infidels. :p

[prozac]

Sorry SH, but I am fearing the day that the current generation make us yanks because lazy teachers have failed them and us. Zee, zed, colour, color, it's becoming blancmange.

prozac

[Shedhand]

Sorry SH, but I am fearing the day that the current generation make us yanks because lazy teachers have failed them and us. Zee, zed, colour, color, it's becoming blancmange.

prozac
I just wish they'd claim Mars and all move there...ASAP...except our woody friends of course. We just have to teach them real English. :wink:

[Shedhand]

this thread is well and truly hijacked...well done..:-

[tea lady]

Only three days till end of poll. Get you hijack in now.:D

[jow104]

Did all the girls stay on the bus until it got to its final destination?

If half of them got off before the count was done that would make it very difficult, because 7 girls cannot be devided in half.

[tea lady]

I guess you need some special saw to divide girls in half?

[fred.n]

I just wish they'd claim Mars and all move there...ASAP...except our woody friends of course. We just have to teach them real English. :wink:
Sheeezzzze Sheddie.......I work there :oo:

[Shedhand]

Sheeezzzze Sheddie.......I work there :oo:Where the USA or MARS...as in Mars Bars. I want some if so....:p

[fred.n]

Where the USA or MARS...as in Mars Bars. I want some if so....:p

Yep, chocy city :2tsup:

[Shedhand]

I guess you need some special saw to divide girls in half?a she-saw :U

[tea lady]

Can you get he-saws as well?

[Shedhand]

Can you get he-saws as well?stop this tom foolery and get back to work - NOW...:D

[Groggy]

stop this tom foolery and get back to work - NOW...:DSpeaking of which, don't you have a Minister to minister to? :)

[Shedhand]

Speaking of which, don't you have a Minister to minister to? :)Start 21 Jan. :2tsup:

[arose62]

I missed this first time round, and have just carefully read through the entire 7 pages.

However, one issue that noone seems to have addressed is the advertising on the bus. I've seen a few pantyhose ads on the sides and backs of buses, and I feel very strongly that the legs featured in these pictures should be counted as "legs on bus".

So, I'd like (need) to see photos of all sides of the bus before I commit to an answer...

Cheers,
Andrew

[jow104]

A very intelligent and wise thought. :rolleyes:

[tea lady]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!:scareboo:

[Gingermick]

People, you should have handed your papers in months ago, anyone who has not submitted will lose al marks and your parents or children will be informed.

[Grumpy John]

This thread has been going on for so long if any of the kittys were pregnant we would now have ??????????????????????????????????? cats on/in the bus.:D:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I can see that no-one here plays Dwarf Fortress. :rolleyes:

Any DF fan knows that one cat is too many; give it a week and there's a catsplosion that's almost guaranteed to end with the loss of the fortre... errmm... bus and every living thing aboard.

[Ashore]

I can see that no-one here plays Dwarf Fortress. :rolleyes:

Any DF fan knows that one cat is too many; give it a week and there's a catsplosion that's almost guaranteed to end with the loss of the fortre... errmm... bus and every living thing aboard.
Not if you live near a chineese restaruant http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=26587&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1189973714 (http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=26587&d=1153036734) :D