Allan at Wallan
18th December 2007, 09:25 AM
When are you likely to get fifty old ladies to utter a
four lettered swear word at the one time.
When one of them suddenly calls out "Bingo".
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
wheelinround
18th December 2007, 09:40 AM
When are you likely to get fifty old ladies to utter a
four lettered swear word at the one time.
When one of them suddenly calls out "Bingo".
Allan
_________________________________________
I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
On a Coach trip when a cockatoo smashes through your front window their word started with F
On a Coach trip when you have a blow out
On a coach trip hurtling along the F3 at 100k's when a panel van pulls in front of you rear curtains wide open and naked bodies are in clear view ( you know those old shaggin wagons) , terrible trying to handle 50 woman who rush to the front to get a better look :doh:
echnidna
18th December 2007, 11:05 AM
:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:
OLDPHART
18th December 2007, 03:38 PM
Fiend of mine who is a buddy of old girl neighbour tells this yarn:When the old girls husband was alive they were on a trip and ended up in a small town motel,which had two bedrooms ,only problem was that the back bedroom was where the toilet was and you had to go through it to get to the bathroom,he took this bedroom in preference to the other one.Anyhow my friend said to the old girl "My wife and I make love three or four times a night so if you want to use the toilet give the door handle a bit of a rattle so we can make ourselves presentable,before you come in"
He slept like a log ,but about four thirty in the morning his wife shook him awake and said "Come on get dressed I want to go for a walk",so he got dressed and snuck out without waking the old girl,they got a little way down the road and she said to him "I don't know whats wrong with Shirley,I've had a bugger of a night,every ten to fifteen minutes she would open the door and shine the torch around,then close the door again"
So he explained what had happened ,she didnt talk to him for the rest of the trip.:o
munruben
18th December 2007, 04:21 PM
Good one Allan:)