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silentC
20th November 2003, 09:01 AM
This just in guys:

The England team's training session was delayed today for nearly two hours at Telstra Stadium.

One of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance at the end of the field.

Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would encounter the substance again.

oges
20th November 2003, 09:30 AM
oh I thought it must have been soap :D :rolleyes:

silentC
20th November 2003, 09:32 AM
Friend of mine says that's a lie about Englishmen and their bathing habits. He has a bath once a month whether he needs one or not :eek: