Wrapping Help

[Rodgera]

My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was
watching football and declined to help. She then informed me that if
I didn't help, I'd be in big, big trouble, so I helped.

However, she didn't tell me to put tags on them, so I think I may be
in trouble anyway.

[Barry Hicks]

Rodgera, there are not many things in this world you can bet on as dead certs. However....................