Barry Hicks
2nd December 2007, 12:12 PM
John and Allan are at the first tee at the Royal Wallan Golf Club. Allan produces a shocking pink ball and sits it on a tee.
John takes one look at it and gives Allan a bit about real woodies not using girls pink balls.
Allan says, "This is no ordinary ball, the colour makes it impossible to loose. He adds, "It has a direction finding device that beeps and you just follow the sound if it ends up in the rough."
John asks, "What if it hits the water?"
Allan explains, "This is the great part. It has flotation that brings it to the surface and a homing device that brings it back to the bank so you can pick it up, dry it, and keep on playing."
John is impressed. "That's bloody amazing! Where did you get it?"
"I found it."
John takes one look at it and gives Allan a bit about real woodies not using girls pink balls.
Allan says, "This is no ordinary ball, the colour makes it impossible to loose. He adds, "It has a direction finding device that beeps and you just follow the sound if it ends up in the rough."
John asks, "What if it hits the water?"
Allan explains, "This is the great part. It has flotation that brings it to the surface and a homing device that brings it back to the bank so you can pick it up, dry it, and keep on playing."
John is impressed. "That's bloody amazing! Where did you get it?"
"I found it."