Babies

[Allan at Wallan]

My wife read in the paper that one in every
four children born are Chinese.

After we had three children she said, "That's it,
I am not taking any chances"

Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Someone told me that 1 in 20 people is a millionaire, I know 20 poor people, I should be rich.

[Barry Hicks]

Statistics show that one in every five woodies suffers from mental illness. Have a look at four of your mates and if they're OK....

[Allan at Wallan]

Statistics show that one in every five woodies suffers from mental illness. Have a look at four of your mates and if they're OK....

Ohhh Barry,

You know how to hurt a bloke when he's down.
My back feels broken as I had trouble getting the
trailer off my car yesterday and wrenched my lower back.
It took 30 minutes to get out of bed, 20 minutes to eat
my breakfast, 10 minutes to walk to the computer,
5 minutes to turn the computer on, and now 60 minutes
to get up off the floor after your "statistic".

:D:2tsup::D

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[wheelinround]

If you looked your paranoid :D:p

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, I am sorry to hear about your crook back but you only have yourself to blame. I think putting the trailer on the car was a b.silly thing to do. You should register the damn thing so you can legally pull it behind the car.

[wheelinround]

Allan :doh::no: silly thing to do you should have used to planks of wood the boat winch and dragged it of or tied it to a tree and drove away let swmbo hold the a frame end so it wont scratch the car.

Rest drink plenty of pain killer enough to numb the pain and be back on deck ASAP but no reading JOKE books don't want eye strain do you. :D

[Calm]

Allan :doh::no:
Rest drink plenty of pain killer enough to numb the pain and be back on deck ASAP but no reading JOKE books don't want eye strain do you. :D

Allan read joke books now be real the quality shows that has never happened !!!!! :D:D

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan read joke books now be real the quality shows that has never happened !!!!! :D:D

Oh, oh, my poor back.
Now I think there are daggers in it.
:D:2tsup::D

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.