Paddy

[fenderbelly]

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid . . " she whispers.

He'd never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the heck,
it's only twenty quid ..

So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of
minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police
officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Paddy answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Paddy says, "neither did I, until you shone that light in her
face."
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[Allan at Wallan]

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid . . " she whispers.

He'd never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the heck,
it's only twenty quid ..

So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of
minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police
officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Paddy answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Paddy says, "neither did I, until you shone that light in her
face."
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Bewdy Newk,

One I haven't heard before - good one.:2tsup:

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.