Diet +

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, who spent all his money buying books of old jokes, was wandering the country humping the bluey and knocked on John's door.

"Can you help me? I haven't eaten in four days."

John replied, "Force yourself man, force yourself."

[wheelinround]

With all Allan's dieting his wife was happy she could put her arms around him again
Kids were disappointed no fat jolly santa anymore