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Allan at Wallan
28th November 2007, 09:44 PM
Barry was walking along the street when he was
approached by an ex woodturner who was obviously
down on his luck.

He commented to Barry, "I have not eaten for a week".

Barry replied, "Geez, I wish I had your willpower".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

munruben
28th November 2007, 10:22 PM
Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.:wink:

Allan at Wallan
29th November 2007, 09:05 AM
Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.:wink:

Wheelin told me he hates meeting up with you
... cos you keep putting the bite on him.

Allan

_______________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

wheelinround
29th November 2007, 09:09 AM
Its terrible after he's bitten me I have to have his teeth removed and hand them back you'd think he'd use CA or Epoxy to keep them in :D

Mind you they are well carved wooden ones nice timber too :2tsup:

echnidna
29th November 2007, 09:13 AM
I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape

wheelinround
29th November 2007, 09:14 AM
I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape

:o its been tried :D:D:D I enjoyed it to much

Allan at Wallan
29th November 2007, 09:34 AM
I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape


Do we need to make an appointment.
:D:2tsup::D

Allan

__________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

munruben
29th November 2007, 04:53 PM
You don't have to be mad to be in here, but it helps.:)

wheelinround
2nd December 2007, 10:00 AM
FSIL came up with this at breakfast

Best diet he can recommend is "siting down to eat wearing only your underwear":oo:

it would turn you off food for life possibly your family too.