wheelinround
27th November 2007, 03:20 PM
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit and he brings me such
beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what's there but a
luxury car...a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me
out for dinner...a marvellous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert and
after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I
enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy,
he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit and he brings me such
beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what's there but a
luxury car...a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me
out for dinner...a marvellous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert and
after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I
enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy,
he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."