The birds and the bees

[Barry Hicks]

The teacher was telling her class about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork brings them a little baby.

Little Billy at the back of the class puts up his hand and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork Miss? My sister just had a little baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach."

[Big Shed]

Good one Barry, nice ornithological joke!:2tsup:

[Barry Hicks]

Ornithological? Are you talking dirty Bigshed? I thought the joke was about birds.

[Big Shed]

.................and the bees:D

[munruben]

Ornithological? Are you talking dirty Bigshed? I thought the joke was about birds.I knew that:)