Crazy mixed up kid

[artme]

You'Re an idiot! You've got two brains and they're both lonely!!:o:?

[pawnhead]

Doesn't it go 'If you had a brain, it would be lonely'?

[silentC]

No, it's "if you had another brain it would be lonely" or "if someone gave you a brain cell it would be lonely".

:)

[pawnhead]

:doh:

Can someone lend me a brain cell :?

[Meggles]

this one was in a movie but i can't remember which.

if your brain was made of chocolate, there wouldn't be enough to fill one m&m.

[pawnhead]

Fell out of the 'stupid' tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

When the brains were handed out, you were hiding behind the door.

[RETIRED]

If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.

[mickelmaster]

Your so lame you dont even have an imaginary friend!

[Five Thumbs]

'He was hit too often with a silly stick' - from former Victorian Premier, Jeff Kennet, if my memory serves me right.

[tea lady]

So daft he couldn't get a job as a speed hump. :dunce:

[Calm]

Youve got 2 brains one is missing/lost and the other is out looking for it:2tsup::doh:

[Calm]

If you had another 1/2 a brain you'd be a half wit

[tea lady]

If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.

Keeps making me chuckle. :rofl:

[tea lady]

If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.
But I don't where a hat. :blink:

[echnidna]

OK Tealady I fixed 's post up for you


If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't part your hair.

[Ashore]

He's as thick as two bricks.....end on :D

[rrich]

If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.

I had always heard it as . . .

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. :)

[Tim the Timber Turner]

One from the bush.

"He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock"

[Lignin]

You must have two ***** cos you couldn't be that stupid playing with just one!!

(Somebody had to lower the tone.Sorry, Lady Grey)

[rotten_66]

Foghorn leghorn: About as sharp as a bowling ball

[Barry_White]

A woodie one.
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."

[Lignin]

A Pommie one:
Dim as a Toc-H lamp!

[underfoot]

my dads one,
he's a sandwich short of a picnic

[Lignin]

A pre-decimal one:
He's only 19 bob on the Quid!!:-:-

Decimalised:
He's only 95 cents in the $.:doh::doh:

[rosewood]

The old classic.
If his head was a pumpkin, it wouldn't have seeds in it.

[Sawdust Maker]

Elevator doesn't go to the top floor