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Barry_White
21st November 2007, 05:10 PM
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. <O:P></O:P>
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While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" <O:P></O:P>
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God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." <O:P></O:P>
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Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. <O:P></O:P>
She evenhad someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! <O:P></O:P>
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. <O:P></O:P>
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After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. <O:P></O:P>
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Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" <O:P></O:P>
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(You'll love this) <O:P></O:P>
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God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."<O:P></O:P>
chrisb691
21st November 2007, 05:22 PM
:roflmao:
OLDPHART
21st November 2007, 05:28 PM
ONYA Bazza:2tsup:
Big Shed
21st November 2007, 05:30 PM
Good one Barry:2tsup:
obee60
21st November 2007, 05:30 PM
:2tsup: Yeah that one was a beauty Bazza,:D
ptc
21st November 2007, 05:38 PM
yes!!
watson
21st November 2007, 06:25 PM
G'day Barry,
Is that a code violation???.....actually being Funny????? :U :U :U
Barry Hicks
21st November 2007, 06:27 PM
Baz, on behalf of Allan and John, I would like to welcome you to 'the club'. An old story beautifully told!

You will be a probationer for three months and full membership will be granted if you do not introduce new jokes.

Barry Hicks
Barry_White
21st November 2007, 06:56 PM
G'day Barry,
Is that a code violation???.....actually being Funny????? :U :U :U

Well Noel I have never read the code so if it is couldn't care less.:D
fred.n
21st November 2007, 07:33 PM
Nice one Bazza :2tsup::2tsup:
munruben
21st November 2007, 10:31 PM
Baz, on behalf of Allan and John, I would like to welcome you to 'the club'. An old story beautifully told!

You will be a probationer for three months and full membership will be granted if you do not introduce new jokes.

Barry HicksI second that. :)