BazzaDLB
8th November 2007, 08:15 PM
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up". "Oh & please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, she did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..... "
Funeral arrangements for the husband are being finalised.
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, she did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..... "
Funeral arrangements for the husband are being finalised.