I got my wife crawling to me.

[munruben]

I had my wife down on her hands and knees, crawling to me last night and begging.





"Come out from under that bed and fight like a man", she begged.

[wheelinround]

This from a man who jumps without a parrachute :doh:

[echnidna]

but have you seen his wife?

maybe that's why he doesn't wear a chute